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<blockquote data-quote="TiwazTyrsfist" data-source="post: 7504971" data-attributes="member: 70582"><p>This is my favorite thread, I love when people bring it back.</p><p></p><p><strong>Next, a mummified housecat with a noose around its neck.</strong></p><p></p><p>The Grim Mouser</p><p></p><p>Detects as strong necromancy magic.</p><p></p><p>This rather grotesque magic item is the ultimate magic pest control system. To use it, one must hang it, by the noose, from the doorway of building. The entire building is them protected from all Vermin. Vermin will not willingly enter, and if vermin are forcibly placed inside the protected building, summoned in, or otherwise pass the threshold or walls to be "Inside" the protected space, the Grim Mouser conjours a Greater Spectral Shadow Cat each round until all the vermin are dead or fled beyond the limits of the building. The Shadow Cats attack the vermin relentlessly as long as any remain. If no vermin remain, the Shadow Cats act as moderately unfriendly house cats (Hissing at people, light biting/claw swiping, peeing on things). Each summoned cat persists for 9 hours. </p><p></p><p>Use of this item is considered a crime against sentients in all lawful kingdoms.</p><p></p><p>Greater Spectral Shadow Cat</p><p>Start with the base cat, make it undead and incorporeal, vulnerable to bright light, and buff it's stats to CR 15.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Next Item: A dried lemon preserved in salt</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TiwazTyrsfist, post: 7504971, member: 70582"] This is my favorite thread, I love when people bring it back. [B]Next, a mummified housecat with a noose around its neck.[/B] The Grim Mouser Detects as strong necromancy magic. This rather grotesque magic item is the ultimate magic pest control system. To use it, one must hang it, by the noose, from the doorway of building. The entire building is them protected from all Vermin. Vermin will not willingly enter, and if vermin are forcibly placed inside the protected building, summoned in, or otherwise pass the threshold or walls to be "Inside" the protected space, the Grim Mouser conjours a Greater Spectral Shadow Cat each round until all the vermin are dead or fled beyond the limits of the building. The Shadow Cats attack the vermin relentlessly as long as any remain. If no vermin remain, the Shadow Cats act as moderately unfriendly house cats (Hissing at people, light biting/claw swiping, peeing on things). Each summoned cat persists for 9 hours. Use of this item is considered a crime against sentients in all lawful kingdoms. Greater Spectral Shadow Cat Start with the base cat, make it undead and incorporeal, vulnerable to bright light, and buff it's stats to CR 15. [B]Next Item: A dried lemon preserved in salt[/B] [/QUOTE]
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