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[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Aye, tis a beautiful day to fly me flag!

 

[Piratecat]

Darr! Pirate Hong's ass - with a sextant!

Har har. Funny, 'tis that, b' the powers.

 

[kirinke]

Lol.
*snaps on her eye-patch and carotty cutlass. Let's raid Nothingland!

 

[Ferret]

I' 'ed be o' nay use me laddie! They already be more corrupt then black sall' and 'er feevin' 'ladies back o' tortuga.