You know you're playing too much when. . .

[GrayIguana]

Ever see the letters NE, and think Neutral Evil before you think Nebraska? Even when it is was written in the context of "Omaha, NE"?

I actually had a small brain freeze at work while looking at a client's address. Granted it was only a few seconds, but I thought it was humorous enough to share.

 

[Reynard]

I am a Land Surveyor, and the code we use for "Traverse point, PK Nail" is 'TPK'. i am *always* thinking "Total Party Kill" when i see that.

 

[Graybeard]

At work some of our employees are eligible for a Work Opportunity Tax Credit or, WOTC for short. Everytime I see that, I think of Wizards of the Coast.

 

[Dragonhelm]

When I fill out purchase orders at work, one of our codes is PRC. I'm always thinking prestige class.

 

[adwyn]

One of the lenders I work with always sends out a weekly summary of loans in progress. Two of the abbreviations used are HP for home price and AC for appraisal completed followed by the appraiser code. An email that gives things like HP 275 and AC 39 in the suject line always catch my eye.

 

[Kristivas]

I know I play far too much. But sadly, none of mine are abbreviations..

When one of my kids trips and falls down while acting all crazy...
"Failed that dex check.."

My 2 year old picked up a block and threw it across the room. It smacked the 5 year old right in the middle of the forehead.
"Oh my god! Rolled a 20!"

My 1 year old daughter picks up this big Spiderman toy I bought for the kids. It's a plush toy with a plastic head. She then proceeds to beat both her brothers down like Rodney King.
"Barbaric Rage! Everyone run!"

and another that just comes to mind...

I'm tryin' to get all frisky with the wife. The lights are off and I'm givin' her a backrub and kisses, and she goes... "Chris, it just ain't happenin'.."
Me: "...damn low charisma, I'm going to sleep!"

 

[Darth Mikey]

I'm tryin' to get all frisky with the wife. The lights are off and I'm givin' her a backrub and kisses, and she goes... "Chris, it just ain't happenin'.."
Me: "...damn low charisma, I'm going to sleep!"

Nah. You just start a SOLO game...

 

[Tarangil]

Ever see the letters NE, and think Neutral Evil before you think Nebraska? Even when it is was written in the context of "Omaha, NE"?

:\ I know what ye mean. It happens everytime I open the fridge to get the HP sauce for the steak...

 

[scourger]

I just saw "doppler radar" as "doppleganger".

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I saw a Dodge Viper with the license plate "520HP"

I thought:

"Damn! What level PC is HE playing...oh..waitaminit...520 horsepower."