You know you're playing too much when. . .

[Dannyalcatraz]

Whenever I or one of my MARRIED gamer geek pals gets caught gaping in awe/lust at an obviously hot woman...

"Failed your Will save?"

 

[DM_Jeff]

Accidental Death & Dismemberment on insurance...

-DM Jeff

 

[sniffles]

It's almost open enrollment time at work where we get to hear about AD&D insurance.

I work for an insurance company, so I get to write AD&D policies.

My fiancee and I talk like Kristivas all the time - trip, and you failed your dex roll; can't find the keys = a failed Search check. (and while I was typing this I started to type Spot then paused to think whether misplaced keys would be a Spot check or a Search check.... )

 

[genshou]

I am a Land Surveyor, and the code we use for "Traverse point, PK Nail" is 'TPK'. i am *always* thinking "Total Party Kill" when i see that.

Oh, gosh... how did I miss this thread when it first came around? There's some argument among our branch of the Campbell clan about whether our last name should be as it is, or be that of a predecessor who adopted some of the Campbell children. If I were to change my last name, my initials would be:
T...
P...
K!

There's a local company that operates 18-wheelers. Their company name: D&D Shipping!

And don't get me started on DR...

 

[orsal]

Remember a couple years ago when the news from Iraq was dominated by Moqtada al-Sadr, who the commentators pithily described as a "rogue cleric"? I kept wondering how many levels he had in each of his two classes.

 

[dave_o]

I don't really do too much of this in day-to-day livin', though sometimes my girlfriend makes cute D&D jokes.

But I'm just chiming in to say that in my hometown of Versailles, Kentucky there's a street called Helm's Deep. No street, or road, or anything.

Just Helm's Deep.

(There's a castle there too!)

 

[PhoenixDarkDirk]

A while ago I saw something about a movie called Random Encounter, and my immediate thought was, "Roll for inititative."

 

[Tarangil]

I've spent the last hour trying to name two streets in a small subdivision. Its hard, most ideas seem taken, and this thread's given me inspiration. I'm going with Griffon and hippogriff - it's a commercial subdivision and no one cares anyway.

I know there's a street in Edmonton that's called Valhalla Drive...I've always wanted to live there just because.

Remember a couple years ago when the news from Iraq was dominated by Moqtada al-Sadr, who the commentators pithily described as a "rogue cleric"? I kept wondering how many levels he had in each of his two classes.

Whatever his levels are, I'm sure he's got a whopping good sneak attack.

.

 

[DragonLancer]

Ever see the letters NE, and think Neutral Evil before you think Nebraska? Even when it is was written in the context of "Omaha, NE"?

All the time. Every day.

 

[Ceresco]

I don't really do too much of this in day-to-day livin', though sometimes my girlfriend makes cute D&D jokes.

But I'm just chiming in to say that in my hometown of Versailles, Kentucky there's a street called Helm's Deep. No street, or road, or anything.

Just Helm's Deep.

(There's a castle there too!)

Yeah, but in Versailles, KY the pronounce it Ver-sales. (I live in Lexington, KY) So who knows why Helm's Deep got it's name.

Besides the D&Disms of failing various skill or stat checks, I refer to my dog as my animal companion. My girlfriend calls me a barbarian every time I use a farmers handkercheif.