Arik d’Tharashk (Shifter Urban Ranger/ Master Inquistive/ Weretouched Master): A good mystery, a better bottle of whiskey, the back side of a beautiful woman, and foes who don't know you can turn into a Weretiger.
Serotine (Mutant Gamma World Fruit Bat with amnesia whenever she gets in combat.) To learn new things, to pass them on, teach these things to other. And overall, a calm peaceful day.
Jarod Olath'Velve Jaelre, Drow Arcane Trickster: First, to crush some spiders. Then, to crush some spider kissers. And in the end, find a drow female who isn't a spider kisser and - well, that's the night, not the day.
Kra-hea (Githyanki Psion): To outwit and demoralise ones foes. Watch them accept their defeat and contemplate their fate. Observe their realisation that the end is nigh…
T'lar (2 bard/3 rog/1 [secret]): (Spoken over brunch as he sends the platter back because the dressing wasn't ON THE SIDE) To perform deeds that outshine the epics of old, win richs beyond the dreams of kings, & be surrounded by a crowd of beautiful men only slightly less fabulous than me!
Dranik (5 rog/1 [secret]): (Spoken softly from the shadows) To slay the monsters without becoming one.
Galorin (2 barb/1 ftr): (First part spoken surprisingly thoughtfully for a barbarian in one of his rare moments of insight, then...) To honor the Spirits without losing myself... to find a home among the outlanders without betraying the ways of my people... & to be paid gold for *cough* 'fun' without being tossed in jail because of some stupid law I had no way to know about anyway! *sulks*
Unnamed Independent News Service reporter-- "To tell the truth as I experienced it and have my editor accept the story for publication. And to keep my cameraman for more than one assignment."
Anonymous Beard Corporation Security Guard: "To serve the customer well, keep my sanity intact, and pick up hazardous duty pay--on OVERTIME!"
Okay, everyone, let's please remember our basic rule about not introducing anything real-world political into our gaming discussions, thanks. My basic suggestion is that if someone were to re-read his (used specifically for gender purposes) post and decide he may have crossed the line, that he should probably edit his own post.