Piratecat
Sesquipedalian
shilsen said:Details, please!
I really wanted to run Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, a sci-fi/fantasy crossover where the PCs explore a crashed rocket. I was really excited to run this. I'd read and reread the adventure. For players I had my friends Rob and Roger, and Rob's younger brother Jay.
I got them into the rocket okay, but then things went downhill -- fast.
Me: "You see some sort of robot coming down the hall. It's whirring and beeping."
Rob: "A robot? Screw that. We're leaving."
Me: (panicking) "The robot turns around and goes back down the hall the other direction. It's safe for you to explore."
Roger: "No, we're out of here."
Me: "You see something on the floor. It's a laser pistol!" I thought I might be able to bribe them into staying. "It does lots of damage if you can figure out how it works."
Rob: "I don't want to. We don't touch it. We leave."
Me: (desperate now as it falls apart) "You can't! The door cycles shut, and you can't get out! I guess you'll have to explore."
Roger: "No. We wait until the door opens again."
Me: "What if it doesn't?"
Rob: "We wait until it does."
Me: "Uh.. okay."
Jay: "You guys want to go to the beach?"
Rob and Roger: "Yeah!"
Me: "Ummm. Okay. We can adventure more later, right?"
Rob: "Uh, sure. Grab your stuff and we'll go."
As you can imagine, later never happened. I think this is the reason I don't enjoy crossovers like Spelljammer and Dragonstar. I got a lot better at DMing when I started running RPGA modules at cons, but it was an eye-opening way to start.
Coincidentally enough, I was thrilled when Rob got in touch with me last year (through classmates.com.) He's in San Diego now, still gaming, and doesn't remember this incident at all. The fact that I have it vividly imprinted on my psyche is something he considers fairly funny.
