I am...
Names Can't Have More Than 11 Letters.
Hmmm...doesn't SOUND scary...perhaps if I had a quote:
"The Letters! The Letters!"
Nope...perhaps if I break my name up into 2 sumbissions?
D.A.N.N.Y.A.L.C.A.T.R.A.Z.: Deadly Anthropologist-Nabbing Nightmare of Yuckiness & Abhorrent Lethal Cheerleader-Abducting Terror from the Ruined Arcane Zone
YESSSSSSS!