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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dracorat" data-source="post: 2994025" data-attributes="member: 40170">Meat ShieldFighter with maxed AC and HPs.Sword and BoardStandard load out for the Meat ShieldJoatJack-Of-All-Trades(Sometimes also a Joatmon, with an islander accent usually "jo-at-mahn")SoPThe usual process of doing the following at a door, all in this specific order:Examine casually for traps (spot check)Listen (listen)Search for traps (search)Disable if needed (disable)Attempt to twist handle (test for locked-ness)Unlock if I have to (unlock)Hold knob turned to open position, but do not budge the door-yet....usually followed with a quick nod to the party before they throw open the door and jump in screaming for the deaths of the mobs behind it.As previously mentioned, SoP stands for "Standard Operating Procedure"No, no I don't think it works like thatPlayers attempt to alter realityYes, yes it doesReality fighting backOK, sounds great, we will do it your wayReality getting a reality checkCheeseAnything that involves total annhialation of something with a minimum of effort due to some obscure but effective method of doing the same.Dude, pinning the wizard every time you fight him is total cheese.Yeah, at least be glad it isn't you.True, carry onStaff of Ultimate FireballsOne of my players running 'wish list' items. Eventually, he got one, just to find that it was an artifact and channeled energy from believers to power those fireballs. It was unfortunate that only one worshipper was living; the wizard who wanted it so bad. In which case, it deals 1D1 fireballs. But hey, it can do them non-stop!Killer DMSomehow, I get the feeling that my players aren't talking about my looks.I demand a recountWhen the DM says '... and it deals 12D6 ...'</blockquote>

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