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<blockquote data-quote="MonkeyDragon" data-source="post: 3031133" data-attributes="member: 23929">&quot;Arm lopping damage&quot;&nbsp; Before I joined the group, 6d6 was once rolled for damage on having somebody's arm cut off.&nbsp; The result...7.&nbsp; This DM is famous for rolling poorly for damage, especially on d6s.&nbsp; Now we call arm-lopping whenever very low damage is rolled.&quot;Mole!&quot;&nbsp; When someone points out rules or situations that hurt the party, such as reminding the DM of something that squashes us more thoroughly, or telling a player why X cool action that saves our bacon doesn't actually work.One player likes to mispronounce things in an inside joke sort of way.&nbsp; Drives me nuts.&nbsp; Fortunately, it hasn't spread to the rest of the players.&nbsp; Lychanthropes becom lick-en-thropes, scimitars are skimtars, and fireballs are furballs.&nbsp; Moreover, whenever one of those words is said, he'll repeat it his way.&nbsp; &quot;I cast fireball.&quot;&nbsp; &quot;A furball?&quot;&quot;Army&quot;&nbsp; Coined for my druid character.&nbsp; I had an animal companion, a cohort, and made frequent use of Summon Nature's Ally (especially at levels 8-10).&nbsp; My turn took forever.&nbsp; I could speak to any animal or anything on my Summon list (boon from a god), and would occasionally ask intelligent creatures we encountered if they wanted to join my army.&nbsp; They never did.&quot;X offers dental&quot;&nbsp; Whenever we're trying to convince someone or something to join our side, or try to weasle our way past a bad guy by suggesting that maybe we could work for him, one player always brings up dental insurance.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MonkeyDragon, post: 3031133, member: 23929"] "Arm lopping damage" Before I joined the group, 6d6 was once rolled for damage on having somebody's arm cut off. The result...7. This DM is famous for rolling poorly for damage, especially on d6s. Now we call arm-lopping whenever very low damage is rolled. "Mole!" When someone points out rules or situations that hurt the party, such as reminding the DM of something that squashes us more thoroughly, or telling a player why X cool action that saves our bacon doesn't actually work. One player likes to mispronounce things in an inside joke sort of way. Drives me nuts. Fortunately, it hasn't spread to the rest of the players. Lychanthropes becom lick-en-thropes, scimitars are skimtars, and fireballs are furballs. Moreover, whenever one of those words is said, he'll repeat it his way. "I cast fireball." "A furball?" "Army" Coined for my druid character. I had an animal companion, a cohort, and made frequent use of Summon Nature's Ally (especially at levels 8-10). My turn took forever. I could speak to any animal or anything on my Summon list (boon from a god), and would occasionally ask intelligent creatures we encountered if they wanted to join my army. They never did. "X offers dental" Whenever we're trying to convince someone or something to join our side, or try to weasle our way past a bad guy by suggesting that maybe we could work for him, one player always brings up dental insurance. [/QUOTE]

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