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Message: <blockquote data-quote="William drake" data-source="post: 3495839" data-attributes="member: 49143">I got a few"A Wheel of Bree for all my Men" - What in the (*&^% did you just do, that was the bigest load of &^%$# ever; you see that color in your eyes, in a moment its going to be yellow."And so, this is what happens"- ok, who did the dumb thing that the DM has to make sure everyone is paying attention (also, used when really cool thing happens for players to make sure that he gets all his pats on the backs) *but, used for first reason more offten then not."DAMMMN"- we told the player not to do it, fight it, or say it, but he did it anyways and now he's paying for it."UG SMASH"- sure, the guy who's playing the barbarian can do anything and chalk it up to he's a retard, but he's got a 233334444 st, so it's cool even if we all know he fixed his character sheet."Pick the lotus from my hand"- yes, the 28 level monk is lame because he only every says "I hit it" where he could, if he wanted to, do most anything ever seen in a wire-work martial art movie.*Crying*-sorry, you though I'd let you talk crap to the NPC, pick on the players, or rules lawer to the point that everyone hates you, and get away with it for the UMteenth time. Sorry."Survival Man"- this is a response to the DM when he askes if you slept, ate, or washed in the last few days. The player never needs to do normal things, why would he, he's a killing, bar-wenching, gold-having, greek god that never needs to tend to, or worry about, the normal things of a really person which he should be attempting to do as he RP's."Wonder Twin Activate"- when the players unite to kick the crap out of one of my NPC's or Monsters, and I hadn't planed on it.*this was a special group that I had alot of fun DM'ing for.*"I can take it"- last words said while the rest of the party is running away from the beast.Ok, I think that's most of them..will think about it and get back to this later.</blockquote>

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