Winner Announced! Halfing Haiku contest! [The Hamlet of Thumble]

[Ed Cha]

I'm giving away a brand-new copy of the critically-acclaimed and popular "World of Whitethorn 1A: The Hamlet of Thumble" to an EN Worlder! This prize will go to the person who can come up with a clever or funny HALFLING HAIKU, preferably something appropriate to this adventure setting.

To give you an idea of what these halflings are like, I've posted a link to a detailed preview at EN World affiliate reviewer, Gamewyrd:

http://www.gamewyrd.com/echoes/previews4_13.php

There are also several reviews right here at EN World:

http://www.enworld.org/reviews/index.php?sub=yes&where=currentprod&which=WoW1THoT

You can also find more information about The Hamlet of Thumble at our Web site:

http://www.openworldpress.com

It's a great book, so please give it your all! Good luck!

 

[d20Dwarf]

Please do not bumble
Sir, and label them kender
Those halflings of Thumble.

 

[Bloodsparrow]

What is that I smell?
Toast and egg with sausages,
It's second breakfast!

Little feet dancing.
Many children laugh and sing.
Grandpa cuts a rug!

Tiny hands give much.
Helping neighbors, family, friends.
The shire is strong.

 

[Varianor Abroad]

Pies by the Noddon
Rumbling tummy silenced
Sighs of sheer delight

 

[Tsyr]

These boards are wonky today...

 

[Tsyr]

These boards are wonky today...

 

[Tsyr]

Sent to Guard the Lands;
Years of Peace Made them grow Soft...
Like Any Ol' Halfling.

 

[Wicht]

No more Apple Pie?
The Danger with Furry Feet
Threatens to Overwhelm.

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Opeeindy calls!
The quiet sound of little feet
Fills the summer night.

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Grandma where is Pa?
He fell into butter churn –
Your brother ate him!

 

[Voadam]

Halfling motto is
All things in moderation,
Except for eating

 

[alsih2o]

protect the border?
i would rather eat meat pies
saving one for guests