My mama always say, 'To kill is bad habit.' Is more good to catch and tie up and hang from tree or rafter or you know. Then, when bad person wake up, you ask, 'Hey! You no want to be bad person any more, yes?' If bad person say, 'I want to be good!' and mean it, then let bad person go. If bad person say, 'I want to be good!' and not mean it, then *SPLAT!* smash in head. If bad person say, 'I want to be bad!' or maybe call you name or say dirty word, then *SPLAT!* smash in head. It give bad person chance to be good person. Make world more good place, yes?"
"Sometime bad person need help for to think, so is okay to cut off finger or poke out eye or maybe set on fire or soak in honey and bury up to neck in nest of ant or even maybe find tree stump and nail--" Tonk pauses and blushes. "Okay. That not good to say to lady. But you get picture, yes? I think maybe is more good to smash finger, no cut off. If cut off, person cry and cry because NEVER get finger back. It gone, yes? So, if smash finger, then have much hope. It maybe get okay if bad person choose be good person, so more reason be good, no?"
"Sometime is little confuse, because I ask question and bad person go, 'Uh...YES!....uh....NO!...uh...I no understand question!' I usually splat head at that point. I figure if no able to know answer quick and have to think, must be TRICKY bad person. That like most bad of bad person. Except of one who punch puppy. Is like really bad for to punch puppy. Maybe not as bad as punch baby, which is like most most much bad. Is even word for how bad that is? I think maybe if I catch one who punch baby, I get plier and torch and make much regret for bad person."