Gods of Egypt is horrible

Ryujin

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My not-so-pale ass decided many years ago to vote with my dollars and not spend it on movies that white-wash. That he doesn't understand that issue so fundamentally speaks volumes.

That he's outraged over being called out on it for such a bad movie? Well, that makes it hilarious.

Undoubtedly his next movie will be a docudrama on the life of George Washington Carver, starring Liam Neeson.
 

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Dannyalcatraz

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He's more of an action/Sci-Fi/fantasy guy, though. Perhaps it will be a film about upsetting the Celestial Heirarchy of the Chinese heavens, starring the reunited cast of Reservoir Dogs.

I figure he just saw Highlander one too many times- if Sean Connery can be an Egyptian, why not anyone?
 

Ryujin

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He's more of an action/Sci-Fi/fantasy guy, though. Perhaps it will be a film about upsetting the Celestial Heirarchy of the Chinese heavens, starring the reunited cast of Reservoir Dogs.

I figure he just saw Highlander one too many times- if Sean Connery can be an Egyptian, why not anyone?

Oh, trust me, there WILL be aliens in "The Carver Story." And snakes. Big, fire breathing snakes.
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Oh, trust me, there WILL be aliens in "The Carver Story." And snakes. Big, fire breathing snakes.
AH! I see what you're getting at.

"I am a scientist with a very particular set of skills..."

And peanuts will be the world's salvation.
 

Ryujin

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AH! I see what you're getting at.

"I am a scientist with a very particular set of skills..."

And peanuts will be the world's salvation.

And "Cotton Gin" is the code name for a defence project; a CSA doomsday weapon left over from the Civil War. That evil Whitney guy! :]
 

Dannyalcatraz

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I just had a vision of the movie's climax- the alien commander being unable to issue battle commands because he has eaten a PB&H (peanut butter & human) without milk, and all of his tongues are stuck to the roofs of his mouths.
 

Ryujin

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I just had a vision of the movie's climax- the alien commander being unable to issue battle commands because he has eaten a PB&H (peanut butter & human) without milk, and all of his tongues are stuck to the roofs of his mouths.

"PEANUT BUTTER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!"
 




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