Gods of Egypt is horrible

[Kramodlog]

One could hope, but then one would have one's hopes dashed upon a rock.

Maybe him just in denial.

 

[ccs]

And your superpower is stating the obvious?

Seriously, you can tell ALL of that (except the giant snakes) from the trailers.

This won't prevent me from seeing it in a few weeks when it hits my local dollar theatre though.
I like the main actors in this, I'm not expecting anything more than a B movie (at best), & I don't expect it to resemble real world Egypt.
Afterall, I've seen plenty worse movies (I dont think anything can be lower than Robo-Vampire)

 

[Ryujin]

Maybe him just in denial.

That ain't just a river in Egypt.

(Come on. You knew that SOMEONE was going to say it.)

 

[Ryujin]

And your superpower is stating the obvious?

Seriously, you can tell ALL of that (except the giant snakes) from the trailers.

This won't prevent me from seeing it in a few weeks when it hits my local dollar theatre though.
I like the main actors in this, I'm not expecting anything more than a B movie (at best), & I don't expect it to resemble real world Egypt.
Afterall, I've seen plenty worse movies (I dont think anything can be lower than Robo-Vampire)

Should we really have to accept $100,000,000.00 "B movies" though?

 

[Morrus]

Nostalgia has a deep gullet, and is rarely satiated.

Plus, in high summer, there is a market for movies that are pretty much an excuse to sit in a cool room with a soda for a couple of hours. This explains the typical timing of Transformers movies. Why Gods of Egypt is released in chill, damp March, I have no idea.

It's not chill and damp in Egypt!

 

[Kramodlog]

That ain't just a river in Egypt.

(Come on. You knew that SOMEONE was going to say it.)

I set them up, you knocked them down.

 

[megamania]

Nostalgia has a deep gullet, and is rarely satiated.

Plus, in high summer, there is a market for movies that are pretty much an excuse to sit in a cool room with a soda for a couple of hours. This explains the typical timing of Transformers movies. Why Gods of Egypt is released in chill, damp March, I have no idea.

Over crowded with GOOD movies? If not at least better superhero movies

 

[megamania]

Guess I'll wait for this to reach the Five dollar Wal-Mart video bin......

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Know this oh mortal men, I have looked upon the face of Gods and despaired!​

Gods of Egypt is a horrible mess that makes the Wrath of the Titans look good.

The sets are as sumptuous as a glamour magazine shoot but the story is superficial, the characters bland and the special effects with their giant voltron-transformer gods quickly gets boring. Whats worse is they dont even try covering the Australian and Scots accents of their pale gods as they go through their set melodramas, plug-in action pieces and obligatory cleavage shots. the giant snakes look cool but the rest is drek. save your money

That sounds like the description of a porn movie.

 

[Umbran]

That sounds like the description of a porn movie.

To quote Tom Lehrer, "When correctly viewed, *everything* is lewd."