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*enters via WotC topic* This thing is still alive!? :lol: Could it be...dare I think it...famous? Well, infamous would likely be more accurate.

But who has the baby? :D

Solipsism (Cosmic) (Su) Your mind defines reality. Prerequisites: Wis 250, Sophism <snip> I notice that all other cosmic abilities with an ability prereq have it at 70. 250 is the number for omnific abilities. Which is it?

No errata to my knowledge, but house-ruled is almost a given! A CR 33 creature with 100 SR? That is utterly ridiculous.

I know what you mean, but the dragon definitely gets the better deal there. It still has a half-dozen natural weapons and heavy spellslinging ability.

The Extra Invocation feat can grant up to Greater invocations, and I believe a feat-mimicking item costs 10,000 gp, increased for appropriate prerequisites (ie level). An item granting Dark invocations would then get the x10 epic modifier.

Arrrgh! *slaps forehead with one hand, shoots you with the other* *gets hands mixed up and shoots self*

To me, shooting your opponent with Time Stop arrows seems possible, just stupid.

A man walks into a bar and says, "gimme three shots." The bardtender does so and the man drinks them one ofter the other. The next day he comes back and says, "Gimme three shots." Same process. The next day, when the man comes into the bar and asks for three shots, the bartender says, "I could...

A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down, and after a few minutes, says, "Who wants to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says, "Sir, before you tell that joke, there are five things you should know: 1. I am a blond woman, and I have a baseball bat in my hand. 2. The woman by the door is...

Casino Royale I can definitely recommend. Stranger Than Fiction, not so much. It had its chuckle moments (and Tony Hale!), but overall not the funniest movie of the year.

Off the top of my head, both Hextor and Bane are LE deities with the Destruction domain. A quick check through Complete Divine also turns up Tiamat (LE) and St. Cuthbert (LN).

I've been thinking of taking my muffin stats, massively advancing them, and slapping on the pseudonatural and Old One templates to create Muffithulhu.

Definitely how Str overcomes armor, shields, etc. I was just trying to think of how Str could overcome Dex.

I think the reasoning there is that if you're stronger you can swing the weapon faster, thus making it harder to get out of the way. As for Strength overcoming a size bonus to Armor Class...shockwave? :heh: