Rashak Mani
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Beutiful Eowyn sighs for Aragorn... and he doesnt even give her a second glance. Why ? Why do Men prefer Elven chicks ?
1 - Your Elven wife will never look old
2 - She will never complain about feeling old
3 - They get babies only every 20-40 years if at all...
4 - Her perception of time is very different... if you leave for a week long trip she will barely notice your absence...
5- She will require much less attention due to this time perception too...
6 - You will almost surely never be a widower !
7 - They have hundreds of year of experience in all manners of elven kama sutra...
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1 - Your Elven wife will never look old
2 - She will never complain about feeling old
3 - They get babies only every 20-40 years if at all...
4 - Her perception of time is very different... if you leave for a week long trip she will barely notice your absence...
5- She will require much less attention due to this time perception too...
6 - You will almost surely never be a widower !
7 - They have hundreds of year of experience in all manners of elven kama sutra...
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