"And this is why I hate vegetables!" Sara rants as she gets up and dusts herself off. "I'm walking along, minding my own business, and I get attacked by the landscape! This is why I have my swords out all the time you know! The one time I keep them sheathed, I'm attacked by a vegetable and can't get at them! I shouldn't have given away my other swords, I should have given them to one of you to hold and said 'Hey, if I'm grabbed by a giant squash vine, hand one of these to me, would ya....' I mean, why would a vegetable attack me anyway? Plants don't eat things! Plants don't need stuff! And if it wanted my stuff it should have asked nicely!"
"Hey, actually, you think if it grabbed any other people, their stuff would still be around here?"