Okay, here it is, toned down and reworked. Comments? I think this one doesn't need to be scrapped and restarted.
The Passionate
"Some people think that pleasure is magic. They are fools. They take the most wonderful thing in the world and corrupt it in to a lesser state. We know better. Pleasure is a power unlike any other, and we are its masters."
The Passionate (always written with a capital P) are a loose organization of sexual cabalists who gain power from sexual contact directly, without using it to power sexual rituals or calling on the gods of pleasure. They tap directly in to the nascent power of the Elemental Plane of Eros, and can, through this power, become living emblems of the ideal of passion. They move faster, harder, and stronger. Their beauty is unmatched. Their touch can change someone forever. They are the warriors of love, passion, and lust.
The Passionate are divided in to four cults, each worshipping, and drawing power from, a different Incarna. In this manner, they are not dissimilar to Clerics. The Passionate gain slightly different powers depending on which Incarna they worship, and must undergo slightly different initiation rites to gain the favor of the Incarna. Despite this, all four cults of Passionate stick together, willingly (and frequently) having sexual contact with each other in order to fuel their abilities. Together, the Passionate are an imposing force, but alone they are vulnerable. Because of this, when traveling they frequent the company of like minded individuals, preferably powerful ones.
As an organization, the Passionate are generally concerned only with themselves. When they do become involved in a political situation, it is generally to undo some act that they believe to be an affront to their Incarna. Whenever a law dictates arranged marriage, the followers of Love will be there. Whenever young lovers turn away from their desire in fear of the consequences, the followers of Desire will be there. Whenever sex is deemed a sin outright, the followers of Lust will be there. Whenever the perverse or depraved deny their own minds for the fear of cruel punishment, the followers of Perversion will be there. They can't change the world overnight, but that doesn't stop them from trying.
Prerequisites
Sexual Prowess: 8 ranks
Feats: Skill Focus (Sexual Prowess), Endurance
Alignment: Any Chaotic
Sex Tricks: Adaptive Lover (Any), Easy to Read, Intuitive Lover, Species Focus (Any)
Special: Must have visited the Elemental Plane of Eros and coupled with a Lust Elemental while there. It is highly recommended that this requirement not be waived under any circumstances.
Special: If a follower of Lust, the aspiring Passionate must have had sexual contact with at least four creature types or subtypes besides his own. If a follower of Desire, the aspiring Passionate must have the Sex Appeal feat. If a follower of Love, the aspiring Passionate must seduce and make love to a complete stranger twice in one day. If a follower of Perversion, the aspiring Passionate must have at least two distinct sexual perversions.
Class Features:
Hit Die: d8
Base Attack Bonus: As Cleric
Saving Throws: As Bard
Class Skills, Skill Points: As Monk + Sexual Prowess
Class Abilities by Level:
1st: Sex is Power, Sex Appeal, Passionate Heart
2nd: Sensual Touch
3rd: Heartwatch
4th: Perfect Touch
5th: Burning Heart
6th: Touch of the Passionate
7th: Dazing Beauty
8th: Pounding Heart
9th: Proxy of the Incarna
10th: Eyes of the Passionate
Sex is Power (Ex): The abilities of a Passionate are limited by the strength of their connection to the elemental plane of Eros. This connection is intensified and renewed by sexual contact between the Passionate and another thinking being, where sexual contact is defined as intimate physical contact ending in the orgasm of one or more parties.
All Passionate have an additional statistic measuring the strength of their connection to Eros, called Sexual Power Level, or SPL. Normally a Passionate's maximum SPL is their Passionate level, but there are feats that can raise it. SPL drains away at a constant rate of one SPL every two hours. Almost all of a Passionates special class abilities require that the character have an minimum number of SPL in order to use. For example, in order to use Perfect Touch, a Passionate must have at least 4 SPL. Passive abilities (such as Sex Appeal or Heartwatch) immediately wink out when their SPL requirements are no longer met.
Every time a Passionate has sexual contact, his SPL increases. The more people he has sexual contact with at once, and the higher his level, the more the SPL increases. From level 1 to 4, he gains 1 SPL for every person he has sexual contact with. For levels 5 to 8, this increases to 2 SPL per person, and 3 SPL for levels 9 to 10.
For example, if a Passionate were to have sexual contact with four people (besides himself) at eighth level, he would gain 8 SPL, refilling his SPL to maximum. It would decrease by one every two hours thereafter, until 16 hours later his SPL will have dropped to zero.
Sex Appeal (Su): At 1st level, a Passionate gains Sex Appeal as a virtual feat. If he actually has the feat Sex Appeal, the bonuses gained from that feat are doubled. This ability requires an SPL of at least 1.
Passionate Heart (Su): A Passionate gains a Competetence bonus to all sexual prowess checks equal to twice their SPL. Their reputation for being sexual dynamos is easily true.
Sensual Touch (Su): At 2nd level, a Passionate gains the ability to helplessly daze an opponent with his caress at will. As a standard action, he may make a melee touch attack that affects his target as the Daze cantrip unless they succeed at a Will save DC 10 + half your SPL + Cha modifier. This is a mind affecting effect. This ability requires an SPL of at least 2.
Heartwatch (Su): At 3rd level, a Passionate gains the ability to see a lifeforms sexual aura (or lackthereof) and its details. A Passionate can acertain the sexual orientation, level of sexual arousal, and all sexual perversions of any creature within 60 feet as a move equivalent action. This ability requires an SPL of at least 3.
Eros Strike (Su): At 4th level, a Passionate learns to channel his erotic energy in to a dangerously potent form. As a standard action once per hour, he can make a melee touch attack to caress a foe with his hand, sending a surge of eros energy through their bodies. The target must make a Will save DC 10 + half your SPL + Cha mod or fall unconscious for 10d6 minutes, during which they remain in a state of erotic dream. This ability requires an SPL of at least 4.
Burning Heart (Su): At 5th level, a Passionates erotic energy begins to infuse his very being, giving him an unflappable confidence and flair. They gain a +2 Enhancement bonus to their Charisma, become immune to fear, and gain a bonus equal to half their SPL (rounded down) to skill checks involving seduction, sexual innuendo, arousing one or more creatures, or insulting a creatures sexual adequacy, potency, or performance. This ability requires an SPL of at least 5.
Touch of the Passionate (Su): At 6th level, a Passionate is blessed by their patron Incarna, gaining the ability to permanently change those whom they make love to in to forms more pleasing to their masters. This ability can be suppressed or reactivated by the Passionate at will, and is activated by having sexual contact (as defined previously) with the target. Will save DC 10 + half your SPL + Cha mod to resist. All alterations last 1d4 days. This ability requires an SPL of at least 6.
Love: The target is filled with love, becoming one step less hostile towards all characters (Indifferent to Friendly, Friendly to Helpful.) Player characters are encouraged to role play this effect but suffer no other consequences.
Desire: The target immediately acquires the Sex Appeal feat if they didn't have it already.
Lust: The target immediately becomes cabable of being physically attracted to all genders and species, even ones wildly different from their own species, should the specific creature be considered attractive by its own species.
Perversion: The target immediately acquires a sexual perversion, chosen at random by either the random perversion table, the DM, or the relevent player.
Stunning Beauty (Su): At 7th level, a Passionate's beauty becomes so overwhelming that it can leave mortals breathless with awe. All targets within 30 feet of the Passionate who look directly at him are Stunned for 1 round unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 10 + half your SPL + Cha modifier.) Targets of this ability, whether they make their save or not, are immune to it for one day thereafter. If the Passionate has the Sex Appeal feat, the victims are Dazed for one round after being Stunned. This is a mind affecting effect. This power cannot be deactivated, but the Passionate can prevent others from seeing him using a heavy cloak or other highly modest garment. Creatures or characters who have grown accustomed to a Passionate with this ability (i.e., have been exposed to it on three distinct occasions) are immune to its effects - A Passionate's long term companions inevitably learn to cope, though there is no guarentee that they won't become jealous of the Passionate's beauty. This ability requires an SPL of at least 7.
Pounding Heart (Su): At 8th level, a Passionate becomes completely infused with erotic energy. Even his metabolism is primarily powered by erotic power. The Passionate no longer needs to eat or drink, and can hold his breath for five times as long as normal, although this gives him no special protection against crushing depths of water or the vacuum of space. Additionally, he gains a +2 bonus to Constitution as long as he's had sexual contact in the last thirty minutes. This ability is limited by Sex is Power like any other Passionate ability.
Proxy of the Incarna (Su): At 9th level, a Passionate becomes a Proxy for his patron Incarna, gaining the authority to command other Passionate and act as a representative of his Patron. Against all Passionate of your level or lower, as well as all other creatures with less HD than you who respect the authority of the Incarna, you gain a circumstance bonus to Diplomacy and Intimidate checks equal to your SPL. Additionally, you always know what your patron Incarna would do in a given situation. This abilty does not require a minimum SPL.
Eyes of the Passionate (Su): At 10th level, a Passionate gains a potent gaze attack that he can activate and deactivate at will. This gaze attack exactly duplicates the effects of Touch of the Passionate, except that it is not rendered permanent by Proxy of the Incarna. It has a range of 30 feet. This power is usually accompanied by eyes that glow in a constantly shifting spectrum, but this can be suppressed by the Passionate should he so choose. This ability requires an SPL of at least 10.