Morningstar Farms Veggie Bacon: It tastes like Darth Vader must have smelled after the original Death Star defeat. (per the Emperor's hypothesis anyway). All the crunch of bacon, smokiness of cured foods and the base flavor of old shoe leather.
Bacon of Hope sounds like a magic consumable item to me.
You must consume the bacon before a battle. Consuming bacon during or after the battle has no effect. Gain +N to Y for the duration of the following battle.
consuming Bacon of Hope bestows Divine Flavour. Monsters with the Swallow Whole ability seek you out in combat in preference to normal tasting characters.
Now I want to find food-related powers! And I really fancy a bacon-buttie!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face
Oh, and is it me and my players, or are clerics really powerful when it comes to healing their comrades? Our cleric does 2d6+5 on all his healing at the moment... seems to check out too.