THEY JUMP INTO A BAG OF HOLDING!
What no rips tears or cuts?
How big is the opening?
The dragon know they have one. Hello Thieves Guild I want that bag of holding. Run it up the flag pole when you get it.
Dear Mr. Peter Paladin,
I just notice Larry the Lich moved into Buds Bar and Grill truck stop.
A concern citizen.
Dear Archers Minion.
The bag of holding.
Plug it!
Thanks
Your boss
Ole Whitey.
Dear Mr. Bank,
Please accept my deposit of 10,000 gp. I have just heard some evil adventurers have moved into Buds Bar and Grill.
Thanks
Mr. Silverskin.
Dear Larry Lich
Jion the dark side!
Meeting at midnight under the 3rd crypt for the left on Boot hill.
Mike Minion A
Silver Skin, and Silver Skin Associates.
Dear Mr. Mayor
Subject Major Rats in town.
Check out larry Lich and his boys. Clean up your town. Or I will.
Yours truly,
Mr. D. Silverskin of the Winter Mts.
Dear Thieves Guild
Perhaps you could loan me some of your trapsmakers. In trade for body disposal.
Thanks.
Darryl White Skin of the North Pole.
dear stone mason,
Sorry had an urgent need for stone blocks.
Please bill Mr. Banker for payment.
Also I think I left them at Buds' Bar and Grill. What do I get for redeeming slightly used blocks. In need of a slight washing?
courtesy yours
Mr. D. White of Upper Mt Road.
Dear Mr. Bud, Owner of Buds' Bar and Grill,
My friends, Larry the Lich just love my special home brew. Please serve it chilled at their next meal. I am planning on a suprize birthday party for Fred fighter later this week. Please make a note of it.
Thanks,
Mr. D. Silverback of Over the Mountain.
P.S. Is your business insurance paid up?