Winter 2005 Ceramic DM Round 2: FireLance vs. orchid blossom
Huntress
The heat and the humidity felt oppressive as I made my way to the village centre. This was particularly so since I was enjoying a relatively cool and dry summer's day in Perth about twenty minutes ago. One of the downsides of the job, I guess.
"Where are we this time?" I whispered.
The Philippines, Nethane'El thought back,
A village in the Davao region of the Mindanao Island, to be exact.
"Where is our target?"
Close.
In the village centre, a circular arena had been set up. Two chickens pecked and clawed at each other in the arena while the villagers watched intently. (1) Apparently, this was what passed for entertainment in this part of the world.
"So which one is it?" I asked.
Angels were supposed to be eternally patient, but I felt a twinge of exasperation in his reply.
Use the Sight, Melissa. You know how.
"Oh yes. Right. The Sight. How could I have forgotten about that? Silly me," I said. I was perhaps feeling a little miffed. After all, I hadn't been doing this for very long. Surely he couldn't expect me to have all the procedures down pat yet?
I concentrated, and the world gradually acquired a reddish tinge as my eyes re-focused to see into the spiritual plane. I was now able to see Nethane'El to my right, his handsome face calm and unruffled as usual, despite the mildly annoyed tone of his thought.
The village centre appeared mostly unchanged to my enhanced vision, with one exception. One of the chickens in the arena had acquired bat wings and a lizard tail. As I watched, it pecked its opponent hard in the throat, killing it.
"The weird chicken?" I asked.
Yes.
Money changed hands at the conclusion of the fight, and most of it seemed to end up in the pockets of one particular man, who I guessed had to be the owner of the chicken. I approached him after the crowd had dispersed and he had caged up his prize bird. Pointing to it, I asked, "How much?"
One brief bargaining session later, the man strode off with what must have seemed a small fortune to him, leaving me and the caged chicken in the village square.
"Right," I said, reaching for the cage, "Let's pick up the bird and get out of here."
Wait! Nethane'El thought,
Wear your gloves first.
Right, I had forgotten. Ordinary human beings were purely physical creatures. As such, magical creatures could not affect them, at least, not until they had bonded with their hosts long enough to project their powers onto the physical world. My job was to catch them before they could do so. You see, I was blessed - or cursed - with a dual physical and magical nature, so I was able to see them. Unfortunately, it also meant that I could be affected by them. At least, that was what Nethane'El kept telling me, and that was why he always gave me something to protect myself whenever we went hunting for these creatures, such as the bridle I used to tame the horse with wings in Greece, or the harp I used to put the fire-breathing lizard to sleep in Italy, or the gloves that I had right now to protect me from the weird chicken.
I put on the gloves and picked up the cage. The chicken pecked at my hands and beat at them with its wings, but whatever the gloves did to protect me from the chicken must have worked because nothing happened. "Take us home, Nethane'El," I said.
The angel wrapped his arms around me and enfolded me with his wings (traveling was always the most fun part of the job) and suddenly we were back at my house in Perth. I always wondered how he could move me around the world. As a purely spiritual being, he normally wasn't able to affect anything physical, which was why he needed me to actually capture the magical creatures that had bonded to a physical host and perform the ritual that would break the link and bind them in the spiritual plane. The one time I asked, he said something about how the gods were able to grant their servants some limited abilities to affect the physical world, and the extent of the ability given to him was to move hunters like me around. When I asked why his god hadn't given him the power to affect the physical hosts of the magical creatures directly, instead of involving me as the middle man (or woman), he just muttered something about ancient tradition and divine will and how all will be revealed when the time is right. It didn't sound very convincing to me.
So, back in the familiar comfort of home, I performed the ritual on the chicken. The spiritual aspect of the chicken, the one with bat wings and lizard tail, broke off from the physical body, and as I intoned the final words, something which looked like a glass bottle appeared around the spiritual form and encased it totally. Nethane'El walked over to the bottled chicken, spoke a few words, and some grey energy came out of the chicken and settled in his hand. He walked over to me and handed me two darts with grey feathers.
Use these well, he thought,
In your hands, anything pierced by these darts will turn to stone. Then, he walked back to the chicken, touched its bottle, and both of them vanished.
After he left, I went to the study to pack my latest acquisitions with the magical stuff I had obtained from my previous hunts: a feather from the horse which enabled me to fly, and teeth from the lizard which were supposed to grow into soldiers. The three thick books that Nethane'El had given to me for background reading,
Deities and Demigods,
Monster Manual and
Fiend Folio, were still lying untouched on my desk. I briefly considered looking through them before deciding that I was too hot and uncomfortable from my trip to the Philippines to be able to concentrate. I needed a dip in the pool.
I had fallen in love with the indoor pool, with its high ceiling and diving board, the first time that I saw it. It was still my favorite part of the house, even now, about one month after Nethane'El appeared in my cramped New York flat and told me (after I had stopped screaming, anyway) that I was the only relative of my long-lost aunt who had the ability to see magical creatures, and so I had inherited her house in Perth, her fortune and her job. I was feeling rather sick of waitressing, so I had jumped at the chance to try something new. Things seemed to be working out pretty well so far.
I had just changed into my swimming costume and was about to head for the pool when the doorbell rang. One of the disadvantages of the job was that I couldn't have any maids or butlers around to help, just in case anybody got suspicious at the way I seemed to appear and disappear. Grumbling to myself, I put on a bathrobe over my swimming costume and went to see who it was.
Peering through the eyehole of the door, I saw two children, a boy and a girl, wearing funny woolen masks that covered up almost the whole of their faces, leaving holes only for the eyes and mouth. (2) Curious, I opened the door. "Yes?" I asked.
"Trick or treat!" the children said.
"Is this some kind of joke?" I said, "It's not Halloween, you know."
"Is this not December, and is it not the tenth month?" the girl asked, "And is today not the Eve of All Hallows, when children go from door to door to receive presents?"
"It is December, but it's the twelfth month, and today is Christmas Eve, not Halloween. What's going on?" I asked suspiciously.
"Alas, it appears that the changes that have been made to the calendar have confused us," the boy said, with a glare at the girl that obviously meant,
I told you so, "We had hoped that hordes of children coming to your door would aid us in our deception, but it appears that it is not to be."
"Deception? What are you taking about?" I said. Belatedly, I realized that if these children were bonded to some kind of magical creature, I had put myself in a very dangerous spot. Quickly, I focused my Sight. There was the barest hint of something strange, but the children appeared to be normal otherwise.
"Be at ease, Melissa, for we mean you no harm. In fact, we have come to bring you warning," the girl said, "Our... well, the relationship is somewhat complex, but for simplicity, let us call him our uncle. Our uncle has been most offended at your recent activities, for you have captured something dear to him, and he means to seek revenge. My brother here consorts with oracles, and their visions show that you will face three perils: the peril of water, the peril of flesh and the peril of earth. You must guard yourself, and command the magic that you possess, or you will perish."
"What? Who's trying to kill me? Who are you?"
"We dare not speak the name of our uncle," the boy said, "He is attuned to his name, and speaking it will surely draw his attention. We will not tell you ours as well, for he may hear our names and investigate."
"But know this, Melissa," the girl said, "Well are you named that, for though you work with one who serves Another, you are a maiden huntress, and you are mine. Be well." With that, both the children vanished.
I was stunned for a moment, than quickly slammed the door shut. "Nethane'El, I need you," I called, but there was no reply. A glance outside the window confirmed my worst fears. The sun had set, and it was Friday, so Nethane'El was observing the Shabbat or whatever he called it. I was on my own until Saturday night.
Well, if Nethane'El could not help me, perhaps the magical items that he made for me could. Quickly, I rushed back to the study, and grabbed hold of the feather, the teeth and the darts. Feeling slightly more assured now that I had magic to fight with, I thought a bit more about what the children had said.
The peril of water... With a sinking feeling, I went to investigate the pool.
It was dark by now, so I turned on the lights and focused my Sight, paying special attention to the water. The water, which had appeared crystal clear to my normal vision, seemed dark and oily in the spiritual plane. Without warning, a section of the water fountained out of the pool and hurled itself at me. I managed to dodge it, but it gathered into a great glob that caught hold of my bathrobe. Shrugging off the robe, I ran for the diving board. My only thought was to get away from the glob, and climbing seemed to be the best option. Surely something that looked and acted like living jelly wouldn't be able to get up a ladder.
I reached the top and was about to pause for a moment to catch my breath when the entire diving board shook violently. Looking down, I saw that the glob had surrounded the base of the ladder, and had slammed into it hard. Before I could react, it slammed into the ladder again, and I lost my balance. I managed to cling on to the very edge of the diving board, but I lost my grip on one of my precious darts, and it fell into the waters below. Immediately, the surface of the water, which had been shivering violently just a moment ago, stiffened and froze. The water had turned to stone.
I was still not out of danger yet. The blob continued to shake the ladder, and I was rapidly losing my grip. If I fell, dropping onto solid rock would kill me as surely as falling into whatever the water had been before. As the blob prepared itself for another assault on the ladder, I clung desperately to the diving board with one arm and flung my last dart at the blob with the other.
The shaking stopped, and I managed to grab onto the diving board with both hands. A downward glance showed me that the blob had turned to stone, too. (3)
I climbed back on top of the diving board and lay there for what seemed like hours, frightened and exhausted from my near brush with death. Eventually, I managed to summon the strength to crawl down from the diving board and into bed, but it was a long time before I could get to sleep.
The next day, the sound of roaring and loud crashing jolted me awake. The house shook with each loud crash, as if a wrecking ball was hitting it repeatedly.
I crept to the window and noted with relief that by the sun, it was late in the afternoon. Nethane'El's help was only a few short hours away. Then, I glanced towards the rest of the house and my relief vanished. A one-eyed giant, almost as tall as the house itself, was pounding on it with an enormous club. Already, there were gaping holes in the roof and the upper floors.
The peril of flesh, I thought with a sinking feeling. At the rate that it was going, the giant would have destroyed the house, and probably me as well, before nightfall.
Frantically, I looked for an escape route from my bedroom on the second floor. Quickly improvising a scene that had been in countless movies, I ripped my bedsheet into shreds and turned it into a makeshift rope, which I tied to the window and used to climb down. With a single backward glance at my poor, abused house, I ran into the garden surrounding it. When I felt that I was a safe enough distance away, I stopped under a tree to catch my breath and consider my options.
I was all out of darts, and I could always use the feather to fly away as a last resort. If the lizard's teeth worked as I was told, perhaps the soldiers they produced would be able to drive the giant away.
I took the teeth and pressed them into the earth in neat rows. Then, I took a step back and waited. The results were gratifying. First, helmets appeared in the ground, and quickly rose to reveal heads, then muscular torsos, then arms bearing swords and large shields.
Before long, a group of soldiers dressed in ancient armor stood before me.
One of them approached me, arm raised in a salute. "Ave, mistress. What are your commands?" he asked.
I pointed in the direction of my house. "There is a one-eyed giant destroying a house over there," I said, "Drive it away."
"It shall be done," he said, and barked orders to the men. As one, they ran towards the house. I followed at a safe distance, eager to see whether they would win.
It was a long, terrible and bloody battle. The soldiers had the advantage of skill, tactics, and numbers, but the giant was incredibly strong and seemed to have a remarkably tough hide. The soldiers' swords barely scratched it. On the other hand, every time the giant's club connected with a soldier, he was smashed to pulp. One by one, the soldiers fell, until as the sun set, only the commander was left. He did not last much longer. When the last light faded from the skies, the giant's club came down on him with a decisive thud.
The giant looked around, its one eye oddly luminous in the darkness. Some instinct seemed to prompt it, and he swung around and faced me directly. Slowly, it lumbered towards me, swinging its club with an evil smile on its face.
"Nethane'El, where are you?" I whispered.
Here, came the reply.
"Nethane'El!" I exclaimed, dizzy with relief. Focusing my Sight, I turned to my right and saw him there. In his hands, he held a spear.
Take this spear, he thought,
Throw it at the giant's eye.
Nodding, I grasped the weapon and faced the giant. It had obviously seen Nethane'El as well, for its pace had slowed and it was looking nervous.
"Take that," I said fiercely as I flung the spear.
"No! Not again!" the giant screamed as the spear pierced its eye, the first coherent words I had heard it speak. "Father! Help me!"
Quick, Melissa, while it is blinded, bind it! Nethane'El thought.
I did not have to be told twice. I completed the ritual in half the time I normally took, and soon,
the spiritual form of the one-eyed giant was locked in a bottle. Then, physically and emotionally drained, I collapsed in a heap on the ground.
Melissa, Nethane'El's thought came again,
Do not fear. The danger is over for now. Tell me what happened.
Wearily, I looked up and related to him the events of the past day. As he listened, his normally placid expression grew increasingly concerned.
So you must still face one more peril, the peril of earth, he thought. He appeared pensive, then seemed to make a decision.
No, I must do what I can to guard you from this peril. I must investigate this. But my investigations will take time, and it is too dangerous for you to stay here. Come, I will take you somewhere far from mountains and earthquakes. Perhaps you can avoid the peril there while I try and discover who is behind this.
He enfolded me in his wings again, and suddenly, we were on a beach. A tropical beach, from what I could feel of the temperature and the humidity.
Stay here until I come for you, Nethane'El thought, and vanished.
A short distance away from where Nethane'El had left me was a hotel. "Poseidon Bungalows, Khao Lak, Thailand," I said softly to myself, reading the signboard. I shrugged. Nethane'El had been alerted now, and would surely keep careful watch. And there were worse places to be than on a beach in Thailand on Boxing Day.
. . . . .
(1) The coc^H^Hhicken fight in the village
(2) The twins, Artemis and Apollo
(3) Melissa clings onto the diving board after petrifying the blob
(4) The dragon teeth legionnaires
(5) The cyclops bound into a bottle