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lowkey13
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wait, isn't that supposed to be "If you're not part of the problem, you are the solution?" ... no, that wasn't it, either, makes too much sense...Now, when I was growing up, my mom always told me, "Lowkey13, if you can't be a part of the solution, become a part of the problem."
I don't know why I still find that funny after all these years.I was thinking to myself, "Self, ..."
Oh, wow, you /have/ been there?You have just been invited to WoTC's World Headquarters, a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., to discuss 5e with the D&D braintrust. After walking down miles of corridors for their other products (no, even more miles), filled with palatial desks, executives burning $100 bills, and Brian Goldner running around screaming and re-creating his favorite scenes from Scarface, you are led to a small janitor's closet in the basement. There, huddled for warmth around a small fire burning in an oil drum, are Mike Mearls and a team of underfed kobolds.
I'm afraid it involves a time machine. The single thing most wrong with 5e is its release date. It needs to have been released much earlier. Maybe instead 3e (so all d20 games could have been using Adv/Dis all this time - admit it, that sounds great, doesn't it? ), maybe even instead of 2e, though it'd've been darn near cutting-edge in 1989.What is the one issue that you think most needs to be fixed, changed, or altered in 5e, and how would you fix it?
Heck no, I'd be sure to tell you that joke so you could be sure to use it later! (Might also mention some stock tips...)Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, not sure a time machine is a positive contribution. Because if you had that, wouldn't you go back to 1989 and tell me not to use, "Self, ..."