Vyvyan Basterd
Adventurer
I'd like a morning slot (or more importantly the Slot opposite Ninjacat):
Against the Little Guys
Paranoia XP
“Troubleshooters! You’ve just completed your mission successfully, where are you going now?”
“Uh, back to the communal living sector?”
“NO! Your friend the Computer is sending you to the newest mandatory fun attraction…Dungeon Sector!”
“What’s that?!”
“A live action game zone based on old documents recently downloaded called ArePeeGees. You get to interact in a completely safe environment, killing clone-vat monsters and taking their stuff.”
“How does it work?”
“You do not have the proper security clearance.”
“It sounds dangerous!”
“Questioning the computer’s intent is treason.”
“Do we have to go? It’s REDdimade Peetzah night.”
“Attendance is required, happiness is mandatory! Welcome to Level One!”
Rules knowledge is not necessary, in fact, knowledge of the rules is against the rules.
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Against the Little Guys
Paranoia XP
“Troubleshooters! You’ve just completed your mission successfully, where are you going now?”
“Uh, back to the communal living sector?”
“NO! Your friend the Computer is sending you to the newest mandatory fun attraction…Dungeon Sector!”
“What’s that?!”
“A live action game zone based on old documents recently downloaded called ArePeeGees. You get to interact in a completely safe environment, killing clone-vat monsters and taking their stuff.”
“How does it work?”
“You do not have the proper security clearance.”
“It sounds dangerous!”
“Questioning the computer’s intent is treason.”
“Do we have to go? It’s REDdimade Peetzah night.”
“Attendance is required, happiness is mandatory! Welcome to Level One!”
Rules knowledge is not necessary, in fact, knowledge of the rules is against the rules.
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