I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
Oh sure. That doesn't mean I want to play a unicorn-riding fairy princess from Sunshine Village questing for the Rainbow Prisms of Hope while everybody else is playing D&D.
Well, not while everyone else was playing D&D for sure. But if I could get EVERYONE to play uniciorn-riding fairy princesses from Sunshine Village....first it would be hilarious, and then it might actually be kind of fun. You know, once. And then it's back to slicing up evil necromancers into little bite-size pieces and scattering them all over the nation.
And, heck, it might even be fun to play those fairy princesses using IH rules, because Orcus knows I won't be getting it past half my group if I don't give them their bloodshed.
DM: "As you align the Rainbow Prisms of Hope, Darkcloak screams out in frustration. 'Noooo! How could you Rainbow Princesses defeat me!'"
Fairy Princess Gweniviere: "I cut off his head"
DM: "Uhm..."
Fairy Princess Gweniviere: "And then sodomize him with it."
DM: "Er....just...uh..."
Fairy Princess Gweniviere: "Right. Just like I did with those Darklies."
DM: ".....can I get an attack roll?"