ExploderWizard
Hero
(From a post in another thread recently)
THE MONSTER MATH
I was working on my game, late one night
When my eyes beheld,a nagging sight
For my monster from the page began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the math, he did the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
He did the math, it caught on in a flash
He did the math, he did the monster math
From my module pages and the encounter keys
To my wandering charts,which are the bees knees
The monsters all came bringing Orcus with'em
To get a fix from my algorithim
They did the math, they did the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
They did the math, it caught on in a flash
They did the math, They did the monster math
The monsters were having fun
Calculations had just begun
The formulas were working
The testing had been done
The game was rockin all were diggin the fights
The orcs and goblins caused a dreadful fright
Bounded accuracy was about to arrive
With their special guest, the flat math jive.
They worked the math, they worked the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
They worked the math, it caught on in a flash
They worked the math, they worked the monster math
Out from its coffin 4th's voice did ring
Seems it was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid and shook its fist and said
" Whatever happened to my inflated bonus twist?"
It's now the math, it's now the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
It's now the math, it caught on in a flash
It's now the math, it's now the monster math
Now everything's cool 4th is part of the band
And my monster math is the hit of the land
For you the player this math was meant too
When you open the door, tell them Gary sent you.
Then you can math, then you can monster math
The monster math, and do my campain smash
Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can math, then you can monster math
THE MONSTER MATH
I was working on my game, late one night
When my eyes beheld,a nagging sight
For my monster from the page began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the math, he did the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
He did the math, it caught on in a flash
He did the math, he did the monster math
From my module pages and the encounter keys
To my wandering charts,which are the bees knees
The monsters all came bringing Orcus with'em
To get a fix from my algorithim
They did the math, they did the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
They did the math, it caught on in a flash
They did the math, They did the monster math
The monsters were having fun
Calculations had just begun
The formulas were working
The testing had been done
The game was rockin all were diggin the fights
The orcs and goblins caused a dreadful fright
Bounded accuracy was about to arrive
With their special guest, the flat math jive.
They worked the math, they worked the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
They worked the math, it caught on in a flash
They worked the math, they worked the monster math
Out from its coffin 4th's voice did ring
Seems it was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid and shook its fist and said
" Whatever happened to my inflated bonus twist?"
It's now the math, it's now the monster math
The monster math, it was a campaign smash
It's now the math, it caught on in a flash
It's now the math, it's now the monster math
Now everything's cool 4th is part of the band
And my monster math is the hit of the land
For you the player this math was meant too
When you open the door, tell them Gary sent you.
Then you can math, then you can monster math
The monster math, and do my campain smash
Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can math, then you can monster math