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Help me cover a Tavern Bathroom Wall with Grafitti
- Thread starter dougmander
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Herobizkit
Adventurer
Druids do it under the mistletoe.
Paladins do it with a stick up their...
Clerics do it missionary style.
Rogues do it in the dark... from behind.
Fighters do it wearing protection.
Rangers do it in the woods. (I was about to make an animal ref here; maybe Orcs would scribe something so foul)
Wizards do it with their hands.
Sorcerers do it spontaneously.
Bards do it with their mouth.
Monks do it with all kinds of tricks.
On a more serious note, consider making a bathroom wall that acts like a divination spell. Once per week, a scrawling on the wall "comes true"; after following the wall's advice, someone finds a treasure, gets a bad guy arrested, saves a life, prevents a tragedy, whatever. This could be a constant source of side quests for your players when you want to change up your adventures, take a break from the plot, and so on.
"For a good time, call Tatiana at the King's Bazaar. Wear green."
Paladins do it with a stick up their...
Clerics do it missionary style.
Rogues do it in the dark... from behind.
Fighters do it wearing protection.
Rangers do it in the woods. (I was about to make an animal ref here; maybe Orcs would scribe something so foul)
Wizards do it with their hands.
Sorcerers do it spontaneously.
Bards do it with their mouth.
Monks do it with all kinds of tricks.
On a more serious note, consider making a bathroom wall that acts like a divination spell. Once per week, a scrawling on the wall "comes true"; after following the wall's advice, someone finds a treasure, gets a bad guy arrested, saves a life, prevents a tragedy, whatever. This could be a constant source of side quests for your players when you want to change up your adventures, take a break from the plot, and so on.
"For a good time, call Tatiana at the King's Bazaar. Wear green."
Wraith Form
Explorer
Druzil - the bottle of wine on the table under the only window of the Hairlipped Wench tavern is your clue. - S
"Halflings don't need kneepads."
krichaiushii
First Post
Don't forget that any message longer than one word is 75% likely to contain multiple grammatical and spelling errors. There may or may not be graffitti in red ink (or blood) correcting the mistakes if a planehopping grammarian happened to stop by.
EditorBFG
Explorer
The fat bartender's worth extra xp.
Don't drop toothpicks in the toilet, crabs can pole-vault.
Frodo lives!
(inside a heart) Elminster + Drizzt
You don't pay a coutesan for sex, you pay her to leave when you're done.
Save a can, recycle a warforged.
My familiar's your mom.
Don't drop toothpicks in the toilet, crabs can pole-vault.
Frodo lives!
(inside a heart) Elminster + Drizzt
You don't pay a coutesan for sex, you pay her to leave when you're done.
Save a can, recycle a warforged.
My familiar's your mom.
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