Relique du Madde
Adventurer
*Throws up in his mouth*
*Throws up in his mouth*
It doesn't make me happy.. The vision of half nude zombies sunbathing while sea gulls peck maggots off at their soggy glistening bodies is what came to mind.
I have done studies to prove this...
Can't they use the reason that lighter cars are more visible, especially at night and therefore cause less accidents?The more times Californian Lawmaker's open their mouths, the more I ant them to leave Caslifornia for good. Under a new innitiative they want to BAN dark colored cars because "the paints used to make them are not as 'green' as cars with lighter colored paints."
How about a mummy lord?If I were undead, I'd be...
A Crypt Thing, maybe? A Death Knight?
I'm too fat to be a Skeleton, to smart to be a Zombie, too well groomed to be a Ghoul, too black to be a Wight (), not cool enough to be a Vampire, not angry enough to be a Revenant, can't spell Phangaglagawhoosits (whatever), I don't know enough magic to be a Lich, and I'm CLEARLY not insubstantial.
Did it involve throwing corpses off Big Ben?
Did it involve throwing corpses off Big Ben?
I couldn't possibly comment.
It definitely didn't involve people locked in my cellar. No, definitely not.