It's a beautiful baby +2 Vorpal Sword!

[Al]

Just don't ask for an Apparatus of Kwalish!

 

[Turjan]

Just don't ask for an Apparatus of Kwalish!

You probably have to wait 20 years until it's grown up .

 

[Zappo]

You think the apparatus is bad? What about sovereign glue? Or an immovable rod?

Hey, can she get twins? What if the twins are a bag of holding and a portable hole?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

I think, that's it. The world is finally falling apart at the seams. Expect rain of toads, blood, ashes, boiling water soon, not necessarily in that order. Maybe all at once, too.

 

[pogre]

You know, Babomb - yuou rarely post, but when you do - it's always worth talking about! I think the idea of "birthing" magic items has possibilities. You may have stirred my sick mind to consider a Fey Queen holding court with this very special power...

 

[Darrin Drader]

Mom....?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

You know, Babomb - yuou rarely post, but when you do - it's always worth talking about! I think the idea of "birthing" magic items has possibilities. You may have stirred my sick mind to consider a Fey Queen holding court with this very special power...

Aaaaah, now that song's stuck in my head. "Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag"

 

[the Jester]

Seriously, am I the only one who is already planning to use this idea??

Cuz I love it!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Seriously, am I the only one who is already planning to use this idea??

Cuz I love it!

You just want to use it to cover your indecent debauchery

And I don't even want to know about you guys' ideas about how this system works with improving magical items.

 

[babomb]

You know, Babomb - yuou rarely post, but when you do - it's always worth talking about! I think the idea of "birthing" magic items has possibilities. You may have stirred my sick mind to consider a Fey Queen holding court with this very special power...

I'll take that as a compliment...I think.

I'm not on drugs, guys. You act like you've never had crazy dreams with patio furniture in a swimming pool or wall-mounted animal heads that come to life or anything. I mean, heck, The Cosby Show had a dream sequence where a guy gives birth to a sandwich. Seesh.