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[Dimwhit]

No it's more of a method of focusing your attention on his dimwittedness rather than his poopyheadedness.

hush, little girl. Don't want your mom to hear that pottymouth of yours.

 

[Aaron L]

I love you Rel! And you're very pretty.



Ok, well... I remember using the old TRS-80's in Gifted back in elementary school, playing such legendaryu games as Telengard, Zork, and Boot Hill. Damn those were cool. I actually found a version of Telengard for PC that I play every so often, and it's still just as great as ever. Bottomless dungeon, random mazes, and a character that casts magic missiles, healing spells, and fireballs, and wears armor and uses a sword!


You see a dragon... the dragon likes you! He gives you an elven cloak +5!


I even liked the TRS-80's better than the Apple IIe's we had in high school.

 

[TogaMario]

The game you described reminds me of "Dungeon Hack" ... one of most favorite of older DnD games. Randomly seeded dungeons (that I never survived through all the way to the bottom, so it might as well be bottomless), increasingly difficult as you go down, even a pretty good difficulty range to play through each time. Ahh, nostalgia.

 

[Rel]

hush, little girl. Don't want your mom to hear that pottymouth of yours.

That's odd. Your mom LIKES it when I talk dirty...

 

[dragonhead]

So what started this flame war?

 

[Rel]

So what started this flame war?

What flame war?

 

[tonym]

Oh great, that probably leaves me as some stupid orc or something.

Simplicity, after assaulting Frodo with your cold-blooded, multi-directional attack, forcing Frodo to flee a wee bit, you can't be an orc in my analogy. Sorry.

You are the Watcher, the black squidlike creature in the pool outside Moria.

Frodo flees!
But Frodo lives!


Tony M

 

[Rel]

Simplicity, after assaulting Frodo with your cold-blooded, multi-directional attack, forcing Frodo to flee a wee bit, you can't be an orc in my analogy. Sorry.

You are the Watcher, the black squidlike creature in the pool outside Moria.

Frodo flees!
But Frodo lives!


Tony M

Are you trying to turn this thread into a Play By Post?

 

[tonym]

Are you trying to turn this thread into a Play By Post?

No, I'm using an analogy in an attempt to help all you Windows people see that Sauron (Bill Gates) is your master and that if Sauron has his way, Frodo will be killed and the Shire burned to the ground!

It's a simple good versus evil thing.


Where is Frodo? Is he dead?
No! He's invisible!

Tony M

 

[Dimwhit]

That's odd. Your mom LIKES it when I talk dirty...

Your mom told me she likes it when you talk dirty, too.