Need funny cake idea for gamer's wedding anniversary

[xnosipjpqmhd]

One of the players in my group has a wedding anniversary coming up, so we thought we'd decorate a cake with a funny saying and celebrate with the couple this Saturday. (His wife doesn't game, but we like her anyway.)

Trouble is, I need something clever to put on the cake.

I have a few ideas...
- A mock character sheet for him with funny entries like "Treasure Type: none (see wife)" etc.
- "Bill & Melinda... a marriage made in heaven a lawful/good outer plane."

but they aren't truly inspired, so if you can think of something better, post it here! THANKS!

 

[Torm]

What anniversary is it?

 

[xnosipjpqmhd]

What anniversary is it?

First.

 

[Umbran]

First.

Um.. make the cake into a coupon good for a copy of the 4e rules? (1st anniversary is traditionally paper)

 

[Shades of Green]

Bake a pie and run a LARP recreation of "The Orc and the Pie"?

A cake in the shape of a six-sided die?

 

[Torm]

A cake in the shape of a six-sided die?

I was actually thinking if the number of the anniversary would fit, a cake cut and decorated as TWO six-siders, with the number showing, would be neat. But 1 won't work for that. So maybe one big d6, with the one up?

 

[Kristian Serrano]

Make the cake top look like a gridded dungeon floor (similar to Dungeon Tiles) and place some miniatures on it in the arrangement of a wedding ceremony.

 

[xnosipjpqmhd]

Some good ideas! Keep 'em coming!

Riffing on the dice idea, I could put "happy 1 year anniversary" with the being shown on a d20, which is marginally humorous since "rolling a 1" is akin to a botch.

 

[xnosipjpqmhd]

I like the miniatures idea, too, and could get some humor there by representing the groom as a big ugly ogre...

 

[Asmor]

Perhaps the wrong type of game, but if they're into it, how about a meeple cake? (For non-board gamers, meeples are the iconic figures of Carcasonne. Google)

Actually, I now know what I want my wedding cake to be... hmm....