The Past, The Present, and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A Sage walked into a bar. And said, "I have GOT to get my glasses fixed !"
I'm in a good place right now. Not because of my emotions. Because I'm at -insert name of tavern here- !
A ventriloquist doing something ripped off from Jeff Dunham and the cranky old guy.
Another drinking game that sells product (we hope):
Bard plays lines from "I Drink Alone" while barmaids carry bottles of the named liquor around the room.
One example: I hooked up with my old friend Jack Daniels, and his partner Jimmy Beam. And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else...
In a low-class dive, the entertainment is doing material based on common stereotypes of lords, ladies, orcs, elves, and whoever else will never be found in THIS bar.