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Gruuaamsh Skullcleaver,
Half-Orc Lvl 4 Paladin
Str 18 (+4)
Dex 11 (+0)
Con 14 (+2)
Int 12 (+1)
Wis 14 (+2)
Cha 12 (+1)
BAB +4
HP 39
AC
Attack:
Longsword +10 dmg 1d8+4 (19-20/*2)
Saving throws:
Fort 7=4+2+1
Ref 2=1+0+1
Will 4=1+2+1
Race abilities:
- +2 Strength, –2 Intelligence, –2 Charisma.
A half-orc’s starting Intelligence score is always at least 3. If this adjustment would lower the character’s score to 1 or 2, his score is nevertheless 3.
- Medium: As Medium creatures, half-orcs have no special bonuses or penalties due to their size.
- Half-orc base land speed is 30 feet.
- Darkvision: Half-orcs (and orcs) can see in the dark up to 60 feet. Darkvision is black and white only, but it is otherwise like normal sight, and half-orcs can function just fine with no light at all.
- Orc Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-orc is considered an orc.
- Automatic Languages: Common and Orc. Bonus Languages: Draconic, Giant, Gnoll, Goblin, and Abyssal.
- Favored Class: Barbarian. A multiclass half-orc’s barbarian class does not count when determining whether he takes an experience point penalty.
Class abilities:
Aura of good, detect evil smite evil 1/day
Divine grace, lay on hands
Aura of resolve, divine health
Turn undead
Feats:
Carouser
Weapon Focus:Longsword.
Spells:
Cure light wounds.
Skills: total=ranks+ability+special
Concentration 4=2+2
Bluff 3=2+1
Handle Animal 3=2+1
Heal 6=4+2
Knowledge (nobility and other pretentious basterds) 2=1+1
Knowledge (religion and misguided zealots) 3=2+1
Ride 3=3+0
Sense Motive 5=3+2
Spot 3=1+2
Equipment:
Worn heavy steel shield (15 lbs, 20 gp)
Battered Full Plate Armor (50 lbs, 1500 gp)
Plain Masterwork Longsword (4 lbs,15 gp)
Lance (10 lbs, 10 gp(strapped on the diet warhorse))
Warhammer (5lbs, 12 gp)
Dagger *2 (4 gp, 2 lbs)
Heavy Warhorse (400 gp, not planning on carying it)
Diet Warhorse (150 gp, less calories, but still not planning on lifting it, not even to impress women)
Military saddle (20 gp, horse will carry it)
Pack Saddle (5 gp, for the diet warhorse)
Chainmail Barding (600 gp, might wear it if really desperate, but meant for the heavy warhorse 160 lbs)
Camping gear (I'm not gonna disturb you with a long list of every single fishing hook, silk rope, hemp rope, small tent, horse blankets, shovel, lantern, trail rations(5 days), waterskin (2) wineskin (3), whetstone, oil, smal portable dwarf for making camp and latrine-digging, travel-refrigerator, lantern (bullseye), lantern oil (2 pints) ,horse fodder, flint and steel, belt, hooded cloak, adventurers clothing, boots, fresh underwear for two days, soap, shampoo, anti-dandruff ointment, whistle, skinning knife, small nuclear detonator, car alarm for the horses, healers kit, etcetera.... (lets call it 20 gp, and the light horse will carry it)
Special items:
Silver hip flask with the finest dwarven brandy a man can buy.
Silver case with foul-smelling, evil looking undead (or almost undead) cigars.
Small ornamental garden dragon for lighting cigars is out of the question i assume.
Description.
Skullcleaver is a good man. He often wishes he wasn't, but once you know the difference between good and evil there isn't a choice really. That still doesn't mean he has to like it. As a matter of fact, he hates it. But there you go. He has an amazing repertoire of vile curses, wich he often uses.
He is clearly a half-orc, but nature cursed him with fairly good looks, if you don't mind tusks. He is strong, and tall, and, much to his emberrasment has curly blond hair, wich he shaves very short for that very reason.
His soft, healthy skin makes him the laughing stock of orc-barbarians wherever he goes, so he only shaves every five days, resulting in a rather fashionable stubby beard, a fact he vehemently denies (the fashionable, not the beard).
No wonder he's driven to alcohol and vile cigars.
Usually he only wears the breastplate of his armor, wearing the rest only when he suspects trouble is afoot, or when trying to impress someone.
He is a impressive sight in his full-plate armor. The only embellishment is his helmet, wich is shaped like the head of a wolf. His enemies often suspect that it is magical, since sometimes a vile-smelling smoke kan be seen to emerge from the snout, and a red glow seems to smolder in its depths.
Gruuuaamsh is a palladin of tritherion, god of justice (and brandy, love and vile cigars, according to a small sect after the schism that occured last tuesday at five am after an incident that involved copious amounts of brandy, a cigar, two ladies of negotiable virtue and a priestess formerly of StCuthbert the now a bit less pure then before) who roams the world trying to get away from people he feels he is obliged to help. However, no matter how much trouble he takes to be as repugnant as possible, someone somewhere always tells him their problems, wich he then tries to solve as quickly as possible so he can continue to drink in peace.....
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