Keeping her arms still Pixie carefully raises up her right boot to push the body of the kobold shaman off of her axe. She cocks her head slightly to the side, glancing towards Rhote and says, with a look of mixed bewilderment and disgust on her face, "They said wha...?" Then her expression just - freezes.
Inside Pixie's mind she paces back and forth in a fuzzy and indistinct looking cave without decoration. "How can I have been inducted into the tribe of these vermin?" she asks herself plaintively, incredulous. "I'd as soon kill them as look at them most of the time. Besides, I don't want to be a kobold! I'm a fairy girl!"
A second Pixie crosses the path of the first, moving to a different section of the gave before arguing 'aloud' "Come on, where's your sense of humour? Being a kobold could be awesome! Just think, you are in on the ground floor of this silver mine claim, which you totes won't have to mine yourself because that is what scrawny lizard people are for. And should all of those straight-laced types die horrible in the jaws of some exotic and ravenous beast, entrails glistening under the Sun, blood splattered over impossib-"
"Aren't you getting a bit carried away?" interjects the first, suddenly a bit sceptical of her own alternate self.
"Maybe a little bit," nods the first, sagely. "But that is what we do, right?" she says with a mischievous grin. "Anyway - should something happen at least we will have somewhere other than that trading post to kick back and lick our wounds. Not like these kobolds are going to suddenly decide we are a bandit again after we show up without our 'escort' ."
"I suppose... but kobolds, really?"
"Have we had any other offers lately? You have a family of sprites you have been holding out on me with?"
"No, I guess not..." Pixie lets out a huge sigh. "Fine."
Back out the outside of Pixie's head, the young woman suddenly turns around towards the assembled kobolds and raises her axes above her head, one still dripping with gore, and a huge grin, a look of deranged glee on her face. "I AM YOUR QUEEN, H'LAK BRITTAN!"