Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
Why don't we roll to see if wizards get a new spell slot, or if the rogue gets to add an extra sneak attack die? It's boring that everyone gets the same abilities too. Better yet, since random is teh bestest, why don't we roll to see what die type you use for ability checks? I mean, isnt it kind of lame everyone rolls a d20 for attacks! YAY RANDOM.
I like randomness in play. Not in character resources.
LOL Wow! Go overboard much?