Race/Class Combination That Should Never Have Happened...


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jasper

Rotten DM
grell ranger with multiarm/ etc feat.
Iizythai, iilayess, big ray fish sorcerer
death knight paladin
trapper/lurker above thief.
piercer pison
babblefish bard
cow cleric (yea father in heaven let me smite the golden arches)
fish fighter with fin flying
demon expert druggist
demon expert lawyer ( is this already happening)
bear barbarian.
sheiker socerer
dog druid
parrot paladin (pirate cats secret fear!)
mushroom magicain
rat ranger
tree druid (son it time to turn over a new leaf)
weasel wizard
sheep sorcerer (scottish nightmare)
nightmare nun
turkey assassin ( it's gobbling time!)
antkeg arcana archer
bullette barbarian
mongoose monk
cobra cleric
duck rogue with dodge feats.
 

s/LaSH

First Post
I'm suprised... two of the suggestions here are PCs in the party I DM. I won't say which ones, though. That'd ruin the surprise.
 


Psychotic Jim

First Post
Kamikaze Midget said:
I see all those....

And I raise you a gelatinous cube...

......diviner.....


*rimshot*
from the WotC site...
IT LIVES!!!!!



(be afrain, be very afraid)...
 

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dpdx

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Gnomish paladin - this actually occurred in my one-shot:

DM: Okay, the kobolds have surrendered, and are whimpering quietly in their cave ledge while Annuel and Sian bind their hands with rope.

Eekit, gnomish paladin: I draw my shortsword and stab the nearest one.

DM: You can't be serious.

Eekit: Yeah - I charge. Dude, they're my racial enemy! Garl Glittergold will smile upon me if I kill them all!

DM: Yeah, but they're non-combatants. They've surrendered. Their weapons are behind you. Smiting them goes against just about every tenet of a paladin's code.

Eekit: Okay, then... when do I roll my attack?

DM: If you manage to succeed in killing even one, you WILL fall. You understand that, right?

Eekit: Yeah. Let's go.

DM: Okay, everybody roll initiative.

He ended up in an opposed grapple check with our half-orc barbarian. With the hefty bonus, I ruled that she beat him.
 



Seule

Explorer
demiurge1138 said:

Halfling Barbarian?

I already got one.

Does it help if he's working towards Frenzied Berserker, and is our front-line fighter? He's kinda like a barely domesticated Tarzan, Brachiation and all.

--Seule
 
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demiurge1138

Inventor of Super-Toast
To all those players of halfling barbarians, I apologize.
But have you seen a halfling oozemaster? I think not.

Demiurge out.
 

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