Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[StupidSmurf]

"There is no try...only do, or do not!" (or something like that )

 

[StupidSmurf]

"I find your lack of faith....disturbing...."

 

[Warrior Poet]

"No reward is worth this."

"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way!"

 

[Ashwyn]

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"That's your uncle talking."

 

[Jonny Nexus]

"There is no try...only do, or do not!" (or something like that )

I think that would be the worst.

 

[diaglo]

"There is another..."

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"

"Holding her is dangerous."

"I'm trying to get us out of here and you're taking this apart now?!"

"What's that flashing?!"

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

A few you don't want to hear during sex:

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart."
"Good. I hate long waits."
"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough."
"Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else."
"Here goes nothing."


Quotes that might be good to hear:

"You may fire when ready."
"Impressive . . . most impressive."


Ones that could go either way:

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"You do have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them."


Ones you don't to overhear later:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

 

[Warrior Poet]

I think that would be the worst.

I gotta go with

"I am you father."

as the worst to hear.

Warrior Poet

 

[Dominic]

"I thought you said this thing was fast"