Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Warrior Poet]

"Your pitiful little band."

 

[Dingleberry]

"Not a scratch, now - I got your word?"
"Will you get going, you pirate!"

 

[Warrior Poet]

"You'll be DEAD!"

 

[Ashwyn]

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough."

Man, that one is all kinds of messed up. Good job!

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Having trouble with your droid?"

 

[Dingleberry]

"What a wonderful smell you've discovered."

 

[Warrior Poet]

"NO disintegrations."

 

[Dingleberry]

'That's impossible, even for a computer."

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Someone's gotta save our skins!"

 

[Dingleberry]

"I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur."