Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Warrior Poet]

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!"

 

[Dingleberry]

Crikey, this is fun.

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Just a little higher! Just a little HIGHER!"

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Well, it's gonna be rough, pal. I didn't wanna speak for ya."

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Porkins, loosen up!"

"They're comin' in too fast!"

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

"Mesa Jarjar Binks!"

 

[Rel]

"Uncle Owen? Aunt Beru?"

"She'll hold together! Hear me baby...hold together."


BEST. THREAD. EVAR!

 

[WayneLigon]

'Use the Force, Luke'....
Anything with the word 'Meesa' in it.
What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
This is getting out of hand! Now, there are *two* of them!
Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
You'll always be that little boy I knew...
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ...unnatural.
Good relations with the Wookies, I have.
...we do not grant you the rank of master.
Scruffy looking?!
You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hum?

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Mesa Jarjar Binks!"

My god, you're right, that's terrifying.

Warrior Poet

 

[Rel]

BAD: "Sister!"

GOOD: "So...you have a twin sister." "If you will not turn to the dark side, perhaps she will."