"Very sad. My sister, she have wide hips. Good for to make the babies. She also know how to cook and sew and clean and smelt iron. Is very skilled.""No, no, this is not the time for mating, your sister must keep looking."
"Ha-ha! I have also eat the heart of a warrior. Is not as good as you think. Not taste like chicken. Maybe eat heart of coward next time, yes? Ha-ha-ha! Because coward is also called chicken. Yes?""You fight well and you have the heart of a warrior."
"No is bested. Is equal. Not for to figure if one more better than other, but for to make friends. Ho-ho! Is more better than barnyard dance for the meeting of people, yes?""You appear to have bested me in fair combat..."
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Yeah. Tonk has some crazy damage output. With an at-will attack, no special stuff applied, he can inflict a maximum 16 damage and impose a -2 penalty on his target....crazy you can do 18 damage without a weapon...
With his daily attack--after you apply Furious Assault, Hunter's Quarry, and Sneak Attack--he can inflict a maximum 54 damage.
Wish I had that automatic critical hit ability that you have. Oh, boy![/sblock]
"No, no. Mama is too busy with babies to make song. I have...(hmm)...(er)..." Tonk begins counting on his fingers in Common, but gets stuck. "What is word for this?" He holds up ten fingers twice and then three fingers."Was your mother a songwriter by trade or was someone else responsible for that little rhyme. I have to say, it is quite catchy."
The serving wench places Tonk's mug before him. "Thank you, pretty lady. Do not go to fall in love with me. Though I make good husband, you much skinny with little hips. First baby kill you dead, then what I do? My heart, she break. I no love again, because I mourn you forever. No, no. Is much too tragic! Please bring me whole pig. Okay?"
[sblock=DMDanW and Reklaw]Glad to give you guys a laugh.[/sblock]
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