The Rules of Character Engagement

[Shasf]

901: It is expected that each new character is to be a flesh bag, even if they are made out of pure metal, wood, and or other house-hold items.


902: Each character is to be in a storyline?


903: Everyone... and I mean -everyone- has to love a certain celestial paragon or else face the dreaded thrown mug to the back of the head..


*quetly discapears (no spelling errors here)*

 

[Bhryn]

901: It is expected that each new character is to be a flesh bag, even if they are made out of pure metal, wood, and or other house-hold items.


902: Each character is to be in a storyline?


903: Everyone... and I mean -everyone- has to love a certain celestial paragon or else face the dreaded thrown mug to the back of the head..


*quetly discapears (no spelling errors here)*

902: What IS the air velocity of a thrown mug?!

903: When said Ye Nutty Celestial Paragon goes to the bar, everyone dives for cover, regardless of what she may actually be doing/even if she is smiling.

903: appendaged ...actually... they all dive especially if she is smiling...

 

[Shasf]

902: What IS the air velocity of a thrown mug?!

903: When said Ye Nutty Celestial Paragon goes to the bar, everyone dives for cover, regardless of what she may actually be doing/even if she is smiling.

903: appendaged ...actually... they all dive especially if she is smiling...

reply for bolded 902:: constant, near instantaneous travel if Nutty Celestial Paragon throws it... everyone else... .03m/sec


for more rules... to a new generation


904: The character, who represents a crafty yugoloth... must be respected
904Subsection a-c: This is not a laughing matter


905: For the TMP, mountain dew is no longer in existance, it has been modified to be the catch all Soda? (going out on a limb here)


906: new characters must be ignored for at least 48 hours by all veterans who have been on for 48 hours?
906 Subsection a: not doing so brings on the wrath of the ubergod, also known as the unknown actor who played as Alexander in the movies Alexander


907: This is the most important rule... besides an ammended and original rule 903... have fun, or face the wrath of previously mentioned nutty people through rules 1 - 903.

 

[Kylluket]

Holy cow, it's still alive!

 

[Bhryn]

Holy cow, it's still alive!

I couldn't let it die, we spent so many hours doing this after all! It's a testament to us all as roleplayers!

 

[Magi_Brigid]

reply for bolded 902:: constant, near instantaneous travel if Nutty Celestial Paragon throws it... everyone else... .03m/sec


for more rules... to a new generation


904: The character, who represents a crafty yugoloth... must be respected
904Subsection a-c: This is not a laughing matter


905: For the TMP, mountain dew is no longer in existance, it has been modified to be the catch all Soda? (going out on a limb here)


906: new characters must be ignored for at least 48 hours by all veterans who have been on for 48 hours?
906 Subsection a: not doing so brings on the wrath of the ubergod, also known as the unknown actor who played as Alexander in the movies Alexander


907: This is the most important rule... besides an ammended and original rule 903... have fun, or face the wrath of previously mentioned nutty people through rules 1 - 903.

Subtext to 905: As of 2030, Mountain Dew was found to be of such toxicity to humanity that it is no longer able to be served to anyone under the age of 21. After that, you're an adult and it's your funeral. That doesn't mean every club has it on tap. Moral to the story: Bring your own MD.

 

[Lyana]

789 If your characters aren't willing to accept all races, lifestyles, social classes, professions or religions you are a bad roleplayer.QUOTE]

908. (Inverse of 789): If you characters are willing to accept all races, lifestyles, social classes, professions or religions, you are a bad roleplayer.

909. If you play a character who is of a sexual persuasion other than monogamous, you are instantaneously a whore, and are therefore subjected to ridicule, people talking about you to everyone else behind your back, and said people are far less than ballsy enough to tell you/your character as opposed to everyone else and their relatives.

910. If you object to the things everyone says about you/your character, you are told to suck it up and deal with it, and are allowed no chance in hell to defend yourself/your character.

 

[Ruthia]

910-A If given chance to defeand said self or character you are immediately scorned by any and all who use to roleplay with you because you are now a powergamer.


911: If you so much as know THREE D&D rules you are offically a god moder and must die.

 

[Lyana]

912. (Inverse of 911): If you don't even know three DnD rules, then you're a bad roleplayer and must die.

913. If the idea of roleplaying without prior knowledge seems good, it isn't. One's own personal creativity is frowned upon by the RPing Nazis (i.e., those that RP by the book, to the letter).

914. If you decide to invoke the FoD clause, you're a spoil sport and thus, a bad roleplayer.

 

[Rain Cloud]

915: if you RP on other systems besides D&D your a traitor to the gaming community