The Secret Scion - accepting alternates
Rystil Arden
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It summons cats that eat the fishstonegod said:orb of obliterate fishy enemies. Its a new Clr 1 spell. It conjures an orb of anti-fishy energy. It has no SR or save.
And then when they're done, they spit anti-psionic hairballs at all the Inspired!
And they have quite a range on those hairballs, considering they're spitting about two miles over and two up...
A DM once gave our group a ring of caterpiller control...
A DM once gave our group a ring of caterpiller control...
Rystil Arden
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Ooo, caterpillars. That reminds me of the PC Pixie who created the Bag of Rabid Squirrels. It unleashed a random variety of squirrel with a different virulent disease each time it was usedIsida Kep'Tukari said:
Hee hee, Squirrels...
The story behind the ring of caterpiller control was that it was created by a wizard to keep the caterpillers out of his garden. The funny thing was, once we were attacked by bloodthirsty leeches, and the guy that had the ring wanted to use it against them. The DM said he'd give him a 1% chance of it working. Then he rolled a 100.
The story behind the ring of caterpiller control was that it was created by a wizard to keep the caterpillers out of his garden. The funny thing was, once we were attacked by bloodthirsty leeches, and the guy that had the ring wanted to use it against them. The DM said he'd give him a 1% chance of it working. Then he rolled a 100.
Rystil Arden
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Isida Kep'Tukari said:Hee hee, Squirrels...
The story behind the ring of caterpiller control was that it was created by a wizard to keep the caterpillers out of his garden. The funny thing was, once we were attacked by bloodthirsty leeches, and the guy that had the ring wanted to use it against them. The DM said he'd give him a 1% chance of it working. Then he rolled a 100.
That's awesome! So you got some use out of it then. Once the same pixie found an insane wizard who had created the most worthless item ever--a pair of gloves that allow your hands, and only your hands, to phase your everything while they are on, including each other, with no effect, as the outside of the gloves was enshrouded in extradimensional space. The pixie turned the glove inside-out and invented the Bag of Holding. He also had a Barrel of Monkeys, a Batting Cage (which summoned bats, of course), and an ancient artifact that summoned flying twinkie-like snacks that tried to force you to eat them all.
I'm not leaving for GenCon, and anyone that doesn't give me an idea of what to do with their character while they're at GenCon will suffer unspecified Slimey Doom.
