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[Orius]

A thread about killing threads and that's hard to kill?

Someone will kill it eventually. There's no such thing as an immortal thread. Though stickies maybe don't count.

 

[Baveboi]

Someone will kill it eventually. There's no such thing as an immortal thread. Though stickies maybe don't count.

Well, it might... But there is ALWAYS the afterlife. Mwaahahhahaha necromancy for the win.

 

[El Mahdi]

The most perplexing thing I've learned in this thread is that gnomes apparently do not rouge their butt-cheeks.

I've heard that some rouge rogue gnomes do...

 

[Orius]

Well, it might... But there is ALWAYS the afterlife. Mwaahahhahaha necromancy for the win.

Ah, the joy of thread necromancy. I wouldn't be surprised if gnomes are somehow involved in that too.

 

[Leif]

Ah, the joy of thread necromancy. I wouldn't be surprised if gnomes are somehow involved in that too.

Well I certainly would be!

 

[Dragonwriter]

The most perplexing thing I've learned in this thread is that gnomes apparently do not rouge their butt-cheeks.

I had been mis-informed.

That's what you get for listening to those kobolds!

I think that depends... If you stab the gnome in his rear end, does the blood count as rouge? If so, those kobolds were entirely accurate in their information.
Of course, the above question is entirely in the interest of science and expanding knowledge concerning stabbing gnomes proper classification of gnomes and their dying/pain habits.

Yes, my kobolds, go forth, wreak havoc, stab behinds, and steal everyone's left shoe!

 

[Leif]

SHOCKED I am, DW! Shocked, appalled, and flabbergasted!! You'll be hearing from the IBGWS* very soon!

*International Brotherhood of Gnomes, Wizards, and Shoemakers (They don't like to be called 'cobblers.' Sounds too much like dessert.)

 

[Dragonwriter]

SHOCKED I am, DW! Shocked, appalled, and flabbergasted!!

At what? The kobold minions? I thought everyone loved kobolds... Shouldn't come as a surprise.

*International Brotherhood of Gnomes, Wizards, and Shoemakers (They don't like to be called 'cobblers.' Sounds too much like dessert.)

I knew there was another reason I liked eating them. The gnomish shoemakers, I mean, not the dessert. Though having them for dessert works fine. Come to think of it, a gnome-cobbler cobbler could be quite a dish!

 

[Lanefan]

Someone will kill it eventually. There's no such thing as an immortal thread. Though stickies maybe don't count.

Stickies are undead threads.

Archived threads have ascended to divinity and are thus indeed immortal.

Lan-"alas, this thread aspires to neither such distinction"-efan

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

So ... has the real Threadkiller shown up yet?