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elsenore

Guest
Ok, I'm joining the support group.

*controls hormonal rage*

It's ok, people, really. Remain calm. Step away from {fave weapon inserted here here}, and just go veg, or something.

I can relate though. I have more than once tried to strangle my monitor. I mean, it has this little standy-thing, and it's just like a neck, and I just want to kill the little...

Calm. Calm... Right. I'm ok.

Hey, on the plus side, I finally broke down and registered with the board, because I was bored.

Sorry, no more puns, ladies and gents.

Thank you for putting up with and entertaining me all these years.

I look forward to the day (SOON!) when the chat will be back online.:D
 

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Ssussunriyh

Guest
You know you spend too much time online when...

...you haven't seen a weather report in weeks, and don't care, because you haven't seen weather in weeks.

...you can recite web addresses character by character from memory - not just for sites, but for specific pages.

...you develop carpal tunnel syndrome from mouse-clicking.

...you need a special pair of prescription eyeglasses just for looking at a monitor.

...you put down your web address instead of your residence address when filling out official forms, and you don't consider it a mistake.
 

Krystal

First Post
Playing ever wars is all that has saved me... honest.

Click the link in my siggy. Become one of my minions... :grins: (it helps me out by giving me money!)

~Krys
 

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Tiagan

Guest
*neck twitches to one side*

Sitting... In my room... Surrounded by my ever growing collection of collected swords and daggers...

*twitches just under left eye*

Sitting there, and looking out the window... Looking at the world on a summer day... Squinting as the light h-hu-hurt my eyes...

*looks to almost convule a moment*

Turning to stare at my collection on the walls... Taking my recurve longbow, and wanting to go to the archery range... Remembering that I havent gotten new arrows yet because I never leave the home...

*arms spasm reflexively*

Replaced bow... Read a full HALF of my newly aquired "Legacy of the Drow" collector's edition...

*squints eyes momentarily*

...Can't... Take... PAIN...

*breathes hard, looking to be attempting to controll himself*

Ackh-GAH!! I need some Thorazine or something!
 

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JacksonTT

Guest
**pulls off the shades and glances around with a raised eyebrow**

Uh.. did somethin' happen? I been at the beach.
 

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Rhane Arturant

Guest
*Eyes widen*

The beach?

You mean... outside?
They say there's a giant desklamp in the sky that you can't turn off!!
And a green carpet that is alive!

Is it true?
Is it?
 

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lee siu long

Guest
I heard the lamp turns itself off every few hours. That's from what I've read, though.
 


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JacksonTT

Guest
**makes a face.**

Oh. Eww.

**lowers the shades and goes back to the beach**
 

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