Weird Orgy comment on DnD Beyond Home Page Video

[Paul Farquhar]

"Keep your mind open, which is probably exactly what you'd say if like, uh, you invited someone to, like, a weird orgy."

I'm more offended by her repeated use of "like."

Channelling Shaggy?

 

[lowkey13]

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[cmad1977]

As a father of a young girl I must say:
Meh.

 

[Dausuul]

I'm just excited that people are concerned that D&D and orgy might be in the same podcast, let alone the same universe.

Bring back the good old "Demon worshipping" moral panic days, my friends! D&D IS SUBVERSIVE AND DANGEROUS!

Yeah, seriously. I've been playing this game since I was 11 years old, and I've never once participated in an orgy or summoned a demon. I feel cheated.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Gardens & Goblins]

Well, that's because you need to summon the demons for the orgy.

It's a demon orgy!

Step 1: Play D&D.

Step 2: ????

Step 3: DEMON ORGY!

Random summoning tables for extra surprise!

Now, if everyone would like to place their planar gatekeys in the bowl, we can begin!

Actually, now... I'm wondering if this solves the mystery of what exactly characters get up to after they hit level 20. I mean, there's only so many crystals spheres that can be saved before the bordem kicks in..

 

[lowkey13]

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[pming]

Hiya!

As a father of a young girl I must say:
Meh.

As another father of another young girl, I fully support your Meh, and add in a ", whatever"...with a strong possibility of an obvious eye-roll for emphasis.

^_^

Paul L. Ming

 

[Gardens & Goblins]

I, for one, look forward to the publication of Gardens & Goblins' Grimoire of Gourmet Orgy Hors d'oeuvres.

Fair warning:

Its a pop-up book.

 

[TwoSix]

Fair warning:

Its a pop-up book.

I generally only get official material, but this seems to be most appropriate subject matter to bring in a third party. Or a fourth, fifth, etc., as needed.