D&D 5E What big thing is supposed to be next week?

[Roland55]

Yay.

We'll get:

* bigger explosions

* worse music

* tons of background NPCs magically added in to every scene

* every scene/detail that was edited out of previously released material will be added back in "because we can"

* forced, unnatural, hamfisted love scene dialog will be added to text blocks in every rule book and adventure.

* instead of bloodlines or draconic heritage, sorcerors now have Midi-Chlorians.

* excessive, superfluous uses of "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!" will be added to every product randomly.

See, this is just what I was thinking. General goodness.

 

[El Mahdi]

5E will be designed to gaze longingly at you...

 

[William Ronald]

5E will be designed to gaze longingly at you...

Let's just hope that it is not a catoblepas, a beholder, or a medusa!!

 

[Rechan]

Let's just hope that it is not a catoblepas, a beholder, or a medusa!!

You heard it here first folks, 5e gives basilisks the shaft.

 

[Keldryn]

EN Publishing bought the D&D brand from Hasbro and is already working on a new edition. You heard it here first.

 

[caudor]

Hum, it is possible that Morrus has big news for ENWorld AND WotC has big news about D&D. One week...two big events!

This is 2012, right? WotC may announce D&D - The Final Edition and Morrus is may put up a forum so we can all say our goodbyes.

 

[Gundark]

Hum, it is possible that Morrus has big news for ENWorld AND WotC has big news about D&D. One week...two big events!

This is 2012, right? WotC may announce D&D - The Final Edition and Morrus is may put up a forum so we can all say our goodbyes.

I know that this was done tongue in cheek...and I really hope your are wrong.

 

[Stalker0]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

 

[mach1.9pants]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

Yeah Pony in a red wine jus is good, so I'll enjoy it.

 

[Gaming Tonic]

Well guys I just can't keep the secret any longer.


Its a pony.

I hope everyone really enjoys it!

It isn't a pony but it could be a paladin's warhorse, or perhaps a horse of a different color. I will never tell, until Monday.