"O woe me, that Create Thread button inflames feelings in my loins: of talking to people i'll never meet, communicating things of little consequence. Yet - what means shall i employ?"
*Swishing sound"
"Do not worry anymore, citizen! Here comes Mr. Youtube! Mr. Youtube contains more randomly assembled videos you'll never need than a beach contains grains of sand! Just type in any word, and content shall be delivered to you!"
"P-A-N-D-A"