Tuzenbach said:
LoL! No, you DO NOT have a spell called "Slapstick"! LoL
ROTFLMAO
What, you cast it on your enemies and for the next few rounds equal to your level they start hitting each other "Three Stooges" style? Nose tweaks and all? LoL
All right, since you asked...
SLAPSTICK
Abjuration
Level: Jester 3
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration: 10 minutes/level
While slapstick lasts, the first 3 points of any slashing or piercing attacks and the first 6 points of any bludgeoning attacks are treated as nonlethal damage.
Material component: a bit of rubber.
Actually, though, this is probably the single funniest jester spell imo:
OOPS, SORRY
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Jest 3
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Personal (see text)
Effect: See text
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell allows you to avoid an encounter that has just begun. If cast within one round of the beginning of an encounter, you simply say, “Oops- sorry!”, back out of the encountered creatures’ view, and if they fail saving throws they forget all about you. This spell could conceivably affect any number of enemies. You cannot
cast oops, sorry if you have already attacked.