100 ways to know that you're a roleplayer!

[Roadkill101]

When you carry a set of polyhedral dice upon your person at all times.

 

[blargney the second]

When you carry a set of polyhedral dice upon your person at all times.

When you put on the emergency jacket in the back of your car to do some repair work and feel a d20 in the pocket poke you between your ribs as you lean against the vehicle.

 

[Dan23]

When you look at a picture of the pyramids of Egypt and think to yourself, "Man, those 4-siders are massive!"

Those would be 5-siders. d4s don't have a square base.

 

[scourger]

You think the acronym for an accidental death and disability insurance policy refers to the second edition of your favorite game.

 

[EroGaki]

Those would be 5-siders. d4s don't have a square base.

Bah!! You're no fun!

 

[haakon1]

You think the acronym for an accidental death and disability insurance policy refers to the second edition of your favorite game.

I asked Gygax that one, as he was an insurance salesman as his day job when he was coming up with D&D. He said it's just coincidental, but he'd definitely played in some games where "The Game of Accidental Death and Disability" would seem an apt description.

 

[Knightfall]

Bump

 

[Phaezen]

When you look at a picture of the pyramids of Egypt and think to yourself, "Man, those 4-siders are massive!"

Those would be 5-siders. d4s don't have a square base.

When you know the difference . . . . .

Phaezen

 

[Wootz]

1. When you overhear someone mentioning a "GM," you think "game master" instead of a "General Motors" vehicle.

My girlfriend mentioned the GM at her work and I was like "You guys RP at your work?" she asked what the hell I was talking about, and I said "you told me you have a game master"

"no stupid, general manager!"

 

[feuer_faust]

21. You start threads called "100 ways to know that you're a roleplayer!"

22. You've got a core book and character sheets in your car trunk, just in case.

23. You realize your roleplaying miniatures outnumber your wargaming miniatures.

24. You've got a pair of fuzzy d20s hanging from your rear-view mirror.