The Hive!

[hafrogman]

A seat over there.

No, no, no. I'm not the creepy guy talking to 13-year old girls.
Nor am I the creepy guy pretending to be a 13-year old girl.
I'm a 13-year old girl pretending to be a creepy guy.

That's totally different.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

No, no, no. I'm not the creepy guy talking to 13-year old girls.
Nor am I the creepy guy pretending to be a 13-year old girl.
I'm a 13-year old girl pretending to be a creepy guy.

That's totally different.

 

[Relique du Madde]

No, no, no. I'm not the creepy guy talking to 13-year old girls.
Nor am I the creepy guy pretending to be a 13-year old girl.
I'm a 13-year old girl pretending to be a creepy guy.

That's totally different.

So your the dude is is playing the dude who is disguised an other dude?

 

[Blackrat]

For all you know I'm a 13 year old girl, in juvie for armed assault, living in Kansas.

Yes, and as have been asserted earlier, I'm the President of Kreplachistan. So what's your point?

 

[Relique du Madde]

Are you a president for life?

 

[hafrogman]

Yes, and as have been asserted earlier, I'm the President of Kreplachistan. So what's your point?

Well, I believe this whole thing started as a discussion about the weather*. So my point is this: Despite all you may have heard to the contrary, the rain in Spain stays almost invariably in the hills.

[sblock=*]Hive stream of conciousness:
Weather->shorts->no pants->naked frog->human/frog identity crisis->3rd party corroboration->denial of said witness->I'm a 13 year old girl->Dateline NBC->corrections of misunderstanding->Blackrat's political aspirations.

There. Everyone should be caught up on.[/sblock]

 

[hafrogman]

So your the dude is is playing the dude who is disguised an other dude?

There's ALMOST an actual English sentence in there. Keep trying.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Yes, and as have been asserted earlier, I'm the President of Kreplachistan. So what's your point?

Sh*t. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold enworld hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold enworld ransoms' for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

 

[Relique du Madde]

There's ALMOST an actual English sentence in there. Keep trying.

Blame Ben Stiller's writing skills.

 

[hafrogman]

Sh*t. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold enworld hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold enworld ransoms' for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Er. . . sir. Don't you think that's a rather small amount of money? I mean, Evil Inc. itself makes over $50 million each year.