Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[Goldmoon]

You know. I'm not just good with the fingers on a keyboard.

Fingers pale in comparison to tongues when weilded properly

 

[Kill Zone]

That's why I keep offering cheesecake.

Cheese....cake.

My favorite kind of cake. Yum.

 

[hafrogman]

Can you dumb it down a bit for me?

Eh, not really? The idea is to imply that the farmer's son is the result of the "coupling" with the donkey, and therefore the son is part donkey, and thus sounds like one.

 

[The_Warlock]

I don't have a donkey.

Everybody has a donkey. Very few people have a pony.

The only important fact of life is - do you have a donkey, or ARE you your donkey.

(And no, inserting Kong doesn't make it any better.)

 

[hafrogman]

If you're good enough, I'll fly you out.

It's more a question of my time and risk, rather than funding. I've got plenty of cash. . . only so many limbs.

 

[Kill Zone]

We could but I blushingly admit I'm in fantastic shape right now thanks to my new job. I'm toned and tightened in all the right places and my donkey isnt what it used to be.

In that case the right phrase would be 'better than it used to be'.

 

[Goldmoon]

Distance and adhesion related. That may not be what you are looking for.

But they can oft times be preyed upon by lizards. You need bait, right?

Distance is a plus....

 

[hafrogman]

Everybody has a donkey. Very few people have a pony.

Ride the pony. Mony mony.

 

[Kill Zone]

Everybody has a donkey. Very few people have a pony.

The only important fact of life is - do you have a donkey, or ARE you your donkey.

(And no, inserting Kong doesn't make it any better.)

No donkey nor pony. I don have a bunch of frogs in a rather large aquarium.

 

[The_Warlock]

Fingers pale in comparison to tongues when weilded properly

Damn straight.

Unless you can do that thing where you can roll up your tongue.

Then it's not really straight all...